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 Voyager
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02/23/2009 6:01 am  

Subject: Lecture

A professor at the
University of
Durham was giving a lecture on "Involuntary MuscularContractions"
to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not
the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood
slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, do you know what
your arse hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

She replied, "Probably watching Sunderland at the
Stadium of Light with his mates"

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom



   
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02/25/2009 11:47 am  

Hi Voyager!

Great answer from the English Bird in the lecture and very funny!

I must admit, I had to look up Dunham and Stadium of lights,
before the punch line made real sense to me, though???

It's a tennis match, right??? LOL!

Funny story!

Later, Hlaser99



   
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02/26/2009 12:53 am  

That joke turned up in my e mail last week.
I thought that I would share it with you all.

Durham is a city in the north east of England.
Sunderland also.
The Stadium of Light is the home ground for Sunderland Football Club.
The game of football is also called soccer.
The arsehole in question is the woman's boyfriend/husband.
Enjoy.



   
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