Bidet

Hey the Biffy Bidet!!!! Offordable and you can get the "Bun Warmer!
http://www.biffy.com/chrome-attachable-bidet.html#.UXKNZHLD9QI

Dude wipes are made in Mexico! ????

@braveneworld I know they have tequila in them.

@xtimedt69 Sure there not soggy tacos?

@braveneworld it could be a bean burrito if it gets my booty clean!!!!

You guys are a hoot!

😀

BF Mayfield

So I did it and got a bidet after months and months of studying. The wife looks at me with a smirk and has made several wise ass (bu good natured comments). When I was looking about a year ago they were rtaher cumbersome and expensive, but I found this one:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RHSJO/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


I have it installed and it works quite nicely, hitting and cleaning the right spot Feels rather refreshing. If you turn it on high though it's like getting an enema from a power washer and you look like one pf those fountains in a European fountain with water spewing out your mouth.


My first test was rather humorous and almost paid the wife back for her remarks ... I turned it on medium and it sprayed across the room missing her face by just inches. She wasn't pissed but not amused either.

@xtimedt69, that looks sooooo good and very simple. Should come bundled with all pedestals and seats.

@isvara It works perfectly hits the right spot and the cool water cleans as it refreshes. I am sold on it. Plus self cleaning, not mess and only $39.95 and with Prime free shipping.

@Alex_xxx check out above brother.

@xtimedt69 Bet the nabours are glad you got it.I heard they where getting sick of seeing the full moon when you went out on the lawn and sprayed your back side with the garden hose all the time!
=))

@braveneworld he was, she wasn't. But this is her: I love having nice neighbors always willing to help a brother out.

@xtimedt69 how did you manage that i tried to attach a picture and the forum comes up with a error. GRRRR! 😕

@braveneworld I clicked on the picture icon and pasted in the url of the picture ... done deal.

Hahaha! This old thread eh.. Man, we've had some good times on and from this forum!

Nice pic @xtimedt69, I always wondered about your gf.. Now I know 🙂

@Alex_xxx yes we have. I like the fact that this forum is more like a community that one of those buttoned up B^&ch a$$ uptight places where the Admins are always yelling at everybody to stay on topic.

Couldn't agree more!

@isvara after a week with this bidet, I don't know how I lived without it. Instant freshness. But wait there's more .... I discovered through another website, that if you use the higher pressure and do contractions, it actually cleans out inside too and very effectively.

@xtimedt69, mmmmm your toilet bidet is much better for the clean out as 'it' can be flushed away. Sounds like a win win all round. You have joined the exclusive Bidet Club!

Well what an unintended surprise .... I bet the Europeans know this, but with the developed PC muscles I have now, it is possible while using the bidet, to flex your anal muscles and draw in water (like you are drinking it) to the lower bowel and then expel it cleaning out everything without the mess of the enema bottle, syringe or other device, then after a session short repeat and you are good to go.

Yes, it just gets better and better. One of the best investments I have made. I have had mine now four 13 years.

@isvara Wish I had gotten one years ago! Even the wife likes it. But funny story, she shot herself in the face showing her sister. The Sister is still laughing after two weeks.

I live in Spain and all of the bathrooms I've seen here have bidets. I normally use moist paper but I find the bidet is better for getting that fresh feeling. My parents had a bidet fitted in the 80s (when they were all the rage) but it was with the type with a vertical fountain of water, which was either too cold or too hot (Ouch!). The ones here have a faucet that squirts water into the pan. Basically, you sit on the bidet and run your hand under the water and scrub yourself - a bit of liquid soap also helps. I also slip a finger inside to make sure my ring is clean.

@elgringo Mine is like an ass power washer and in keeping with the Aneros Tradition Hands Free!