Vibrating toy is a turnoff

OK so this is not a question, but there's actually one at the end, but first let me air my bias to vibrating toys so you know where I come from. I don't have much experience with them because I've never liked them. They feel mechanical and monotonous, and they make unrelenting noises. The multitudes of vibrating patterns and intensity only add confusion - should you be busy switching from one setting to another to find the best feeling throughout the session, or should you stay at one the whole time? If it's the former, are you a toy tester? If it's the latter, how long can you take the ride when it vibrates and thrusts steadily with exact the same pace and the mind numbing machine sound? You see why I say it's a turnoff?

But, Aneros has created a couple of V versions of their devices. Are they any different than the regular vibrating toys? Do you think I'll get the same dread if I get a V Aneros? I've heard good things about Eupho Syn V. Will it be worth it?