THE F-SPOT – Page 7 – General Discussion

B Mayfield · 2009-03-14T02:30:21Z

Call it anecdotal evidence, but I noticed long ago, that women with a developed sense of humor were generally more in tune with their bodies and commonly more orgasmic than those with stoic personalities. The connection might seem obvious to some and strained to others, but humor is an often subtle mental process that produces profound physical responses and a sense of elation, joy and well-being (sound familiar?). The same is undoubtedly true for men. With no more that as a rationale, I've created this thread as a repository for humorous content. Humor that by some measure salutes our raison d'etre here in this forum. So here it is, an asylum for the Fartiste, the Talking arses, song parodies and what have you. The idea here is fun guys, not vulgarity....(okay...some vulgarity)...but let's keep it fun. BF Mayfield Here's one to prime the pump. Talk about “tooting your own horn!” :lol:

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03/11/2014 8:56 am

thanks, B.M. for reviving this thread. Working on something to post...

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01/18/2015 2:05 pm

For those who like to trim...downunda

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03/29/2017 8:40 pm

for guys in legal marijuana states 🙂 Everything You Need to Know About Using Weed for Butt Play

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03/30/2017 8:58 pm

for guys in legal marijuana states 🙂 http://www.complex.com/life/2016/06/weed-anal-suppositor y">Everything You Need to Know About Using Weed for Butt Play

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Agree with your suggestion on cannabis; has worked wonders for me too.

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11/13/2017 6:32 pm

Now I know why @B Mayfield hasn't posted much the last couple of years, he's been too busy earning his way to a Heisman Trophy 😉

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11/13/2017 9:18 pm

I've always thought it odd why we never see any of these old giants. I mean, durely they still practice aneros, did they just lose interest in the forums? Rumel seems to be one of the few from old posts still around.

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01/22/2018 6:47 pm

"The Prostate Exam" ??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Vf8bgfOw4

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11/08/2020 9:42 pm

@rumel suggests this post belongs here. I’m honored 🙂

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I am deeply concerned that my time of successfully using my Aneros (Eupho Syn Trident, if you must know) will soon be drawing to a close. I fear I'll be losing the ability to constrict my sphincter sufficiently to retain the device. Not immediately, I think I have about 2.1/2 months left. But on January 21 a new president will be inaugurated in America. For the four years since the Denial in Chief took office my asshole has remained tightly clenched, and only by discovering Aneros have I been able to relax enough to experience moments of clarity and bliss. My time of living life with my ass clenched in fear is coming to an end, and I worry if I'll be able to keep my sphincter tight enough to keep the toy in my ass.

As many of you probably know--and if dancing in the streets, fireworks in London and church bells ringing in Paris are any indication, most of you do know--that Sleepy Joe has just snoozed his way past the Unpresidenté in the recent election, slipped up on his blind side and passed him in the night. It's done, he's Fired, it’s all over except for the lawsuits, but it takes America three months to pack up the Oval Office and fumigate the White Residence, before we bring the new guy in. So I've got some time--I figure the next couple months will offer plenty of anal tension as His Unctuousness burns all bridges behind him, and the Euphro up my arse will keep me on an even keel. But the inauguration will come in January, the Strumpet and his Crumpet will be carried kicking and screaming out the door, and I'll suddenly have such relief I fear my asshole will relax so I won't be able to retain the device. Exeunt Euphro?

Whatever shall I do? Is it time to step up to MGX? Or will a Progasm be necessary?

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Disclaimer: I say the above with tongue in cheek and humor in mind.. stress relief, if you will. I don’t believe politics has a place in this forum, and I sincerely hope I’ve not offended anyone by these words. I look forward to better days in this world, as I hope you all do. (Caneros)

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