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@Rumel

I tried to find it on E-bay. Many interesting search related items showed up, but not that specific product. That's a shame. 🙁

If I find it, I really am buying it. That's hilarious! I could spirtz some in my boss' open car window one day. It would be better than the dead fish smell!

@rumel - Hilarious! It reminds me of the first of the first time I fingered a girl when I was a young teenager. Afterwards on the bicycle ride home I thought to myself, "It smells so strange, but I can't stop smelling it for some reason!" LOL

What's with the shot of "Harry Potter" near the beginning? LOL !

Regarding "Vulva" I obtained a sample many years ago at the Venus show in Berlin just prior to it's introduction. In lieu of a booth they utilized scantily clad girls walking around in tee-shirts emblazoned with VULVA ...the smell of it (or something like that). At one point the inventor came over to the Aneros booth and I was able to discuss the product with him. On the topic of what "Vulva" actually was or how it was made he was reticent. One thing was clear however, that he wanted you to believe that it was the scent of a woman....a woman's pussy to be more precise.

Contrary to what is indicated in the video VULVA is not a perfume but what appears to be a synthetically produced animal-like scent. What does it smell like? To the best of my ability (and I have very sensitive nose) it presents soft notes of sweat and urine. Does it smell like a vagina? Not quite like any that I've been acquainted with, although if you really allow yourself to go with the fantasy, it's a little bit of reach, but there's something to hang on to there. It's all a matter of proportion. The real thing does have some of these qualities to it, however (with the nicer ones) there's also a sweetness that is not represented here. The inventor was the first to say that every man must judge it for himself (and I'm sure that he'd be delighted if "every man" did). I would stop short of saying that every one should experience this, but if you're into exploring fantasy... VULVA might be a prop for such sessions.

BF Mayfield

B Mayfield

I'm into buying a bottle and pouring nearly the entire contents into the back seat of my boss' car as a prank during the summer when he leaves his window open that small crack. I don't think I could hide my laughter as he comes in day after day complaining and wondering what the hell happened to his car. LOL

rikaaim,

It may be even funnier when everyone notices he is spending an inordinate amount of time in his car with all the windows rolled up and foggy.
Good Vibes to You !

r and r,

I'm guessing there's a whole marketing angle that could be exploited by the manufacturer of this stuff...everything from pranks to a means of exacting revenge upon one's enemies.

Ahhh....the power of the pussy ! 😉

BF Mayfield

You know you're getting rewired when...

in the Grocery store you pick up a bottle of handsoap with SHEA BUTTER and get an immediate hardon.

LMAO! Good one Rook!

I guess they have found a natural cure for erectile dysfunction LOL. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1363810/Spider-venom-cause-hour-erections-new-Viagra.html

Thought I'd share this. File under "nutty marketing ideas"... http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/06/11/Brazilian-Testicle-Mascot-Mr-Balls-Promotes-Cancer-Awareness

Where there's a Mr Testiculo, can Woody the Smiling penis be far behind?

Feel free to contribute your mascot ideas guys.

[h=3][/h][h=3]What price vanity..... 😉
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BF Mayfield

BF;

The link has already been removed. What was it about?

YIKES!

I guess the post was a little too racy for the "Seriously For REAL?" site. Here's the link to Amazon where the review appeared.

[h=3]What price vanity[/h] http://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2QP56S5P2DEGA

Thanks @B Mayfield.

Required reading for anyone feeling a bit down-in-the-dumps!

wow, that was hilarious! That guy must have been some sight!

HOLY SHIT! I almost cried laughing.

Not a new one, but a good one. Another good read is the "Agent Picolax" forum thread, mainly written by a Scouser¹ who was going in for endoscopy. It takes a while to build.

http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/


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¹ Someone from Liverpool. They are renowned for their dry wit.

I read both the Picolax thread and Veet for Men review to my wife, and as funny as the Picolax thread was, tears were streaming down my face, I could barely speak, and my whole body ached like my funny bone when struck. That was unbelievably hilarious!

Yes, the Brits do have a knack for dry humor, just like James Bond demands his martinis: Very dry and shaken, not stirred.

A half-gallon of ice cream .............................................................................$8.97
A package of frozen asparagus .....................................................................$4.36
A 200 ml tube of Veet for Men ....................................................................$10.34
The look on your wife's face when you promise her a 'special surprize'
and she found you in the kitchen in a compromising position in front
of the refrigerator with the ice cream and asparagus ................................Priceless

https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/dna.html

G spot removed for debugging purposes LOL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/10/nude-men-towel-ad_n_3736891.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Men, women aren't the only ones to be pin-ups. 😉

https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/dna.html

I knew the author of that joke back when at university. Dressed in black and walked around barefoot, even in winter. Yes, I was associating with odd folks even then. 😉

@twlltin That is hilarious! As a programmer by trade, I found that particularly funny.

I also like that it doesn't really allocate a penis or vagina. It allocates the ADDRESS of one. like, somewhere else out there in that code is a function that returns the address of a new penis object.

Well written c/c++ is like an erotic novel to me;)

'Chew on This'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEgSj8Ru8gc
If no video shows, click on the 'Chew on This' link.
Somehow I don't think Aneros really needs to be concerned about this competitor!

@rumel, obviously they put alot of effort into this LOL

Great thread. My small contribution is some awesomely dirty music by Larry Pierce 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFg3cIT4iTc

I'm bringing this back with a vengeance. There is a show over in Japan called Orgasm Wars. A gay man tries to get a straight man to orgasm. It's not 100 percent safe for family viewing, but it's not porn or graphic either. It is one of the funniest things I've seen in months. I don't know if it's the concept, the subtitles, or the action, but all together, it's simply brilliant!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/orgasm-wars-video-japan-gay-straight-man-orgasm_n_4282083.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Thanks Rikaaim, for giving me a laugh first thing in the morning.

seen this today and thought it was pretty funny. Notice how many people can't label the prostate. http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/heres-what-happens-when-you-ask-a-bunch-of-adults-to-label-m?bffb