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04/08/2011 4:56 pm
Spouse got a sudden call last night to join friends for a weekend religious retreat to contemplate Lent, leaving me with just the dog and my toys. I shall also contemplate lint (aka belly button fuzz).
Checklist & status:
-- Lay in supply of sports drinks & fruit ... done
-- All aneros tools get a run through through dishwasher ... done
-- Dildo and rectal explorer found and cleaned ... done
-- Lube shooters cleaned and sterilized ... done
-- Prepare fresh batch of Shea+Coconut lube ... 12 doses now cooling
-- small cup of Crisco and jar of Vaseline inside nite stand ... done
-- small bottle of Olive Oil inside nitestand ... done
-- Answering machine cleared of all messages. Phones in back of house disconnected ... done
-- Extra towels, fully charged laptop, mp3 gear, assorted vibes in table by bed ... done
-- Fresh batteries in remote control for bedroom ceiling fan ... done
-- Spare batts for Vice and other vibes in nite stand ... done
-- Fleshlight sleeve changed to 'original' and bottle of ID Glide in nitestand ... done
-- Select mp3 files for audio ... done
-- Shave perineum & clear out lower half of colon ... next to be done
-- Large bowl with damp washcloths by bed ... to be done
-- Bucket (aka chamber-pot) for used tools & toys by bed ... to be done
-- Shower ...
-- Session #1 .............. 😀
04/08/2011 5:42 pm
have fun bro looks like you will be havin a religious weekend yourself
04/08/2011 9:38 pm
um, can i say, if it were my weekend, rook, i'd skip all above steps and go right to:
- grub some weed from a stoner friend
- toke, lube n' go
darwin
04/09/2011 8:58 am
"Preparation and planning prevent piss poor performance"
According to the Corps of Royal Engineers.
04/10/2011 3:10 am
rook,
What happens when spouse has her retreat suddenly cancelled and she walks in to find all your preparations?
04/10/2011 9:44 am
Maybe she'd join right in? LOL
04/10/2011 10:32 am
I say whatever works for you is great and if this is what prevents you from having a bad session, then have at it my friend!
Thanks for sharing it.
04/10/2011 12:30 pm
first date topics... i like long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and ohyeah i use aneros look it up....
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