Just got a free aneros in the post !!

Er, doesn't sound like an Aneros to me.

i was thinking that , any ideas anyone ?

Er, doesn't sound like an Aneros to me.

ok , i asked the shop and its not an aneros , thought it looked abit mad !
ah well still worth a try 😆

i was thinking that , any ideas anyone ?

Heat it a bit and check for noxious fumes, plasticizer odors, etc. Mentally calculate how fast your rectum would absorb those and send them to your brain -- cool trip!

Edit: actually the veins in the rectum are arranged to send most of this to your liver. The liver will probably save your brain from destruction. However there's this little matter of liver canc.....

Smear it with all the lubes you might use and see if it's impervious to those. (A silicone lube, like Swiss Navy, will probably damage it beyond repair.)

Remember -- not all silicone products are FDA approved (for example silicone grease for potable water valves is a very special product.) Arsenic was once an important component of one type of self-curing Silicone Rubber from GE. They tinted that product black to help identify it in the marketplace and isolate it from food preparation equipment.

That said, testing is always fun.

You're hired! We'd like the Preliminary Report by this afternoon and the Comprehensive Trials Report by close of business Friday! 😀

BTW -- does this gadget have manufacturer's name on it ❓
And -- you don't have any outstanding gambling debts with the mob ? 🙂

rook 🙄 😯 8)