Kinda gross post, sorry.
For anyone that doesn’t know me, I am used to prostate stimulation and prostate orgasms and all that jazz, and I have had hundreds of sessions over several years with no pain afterwards except irritation due to lube drying, which is an easy fix.
I don’t know if it’s connected but I got sick 3 weeks ago, fever and cold symptoms, which lingered up until a few days ago and included pink eye. 2 weeks ago the tip of my penis hurt for 5 days, and got better after I ejaculated very dark yellow semen. I figured I was having some sort of prostate infection, which I’ve never had.
I also have started working out, including lunges and squats. Plus yesterday I spent all day sitting on a hard chair.
Voila that’s the preface, now for the real problem. After sex last night with my wife and my plastic eupho, including lots of prostate orgasms over 1.5-2 hours, I pulled out and ejaculated on her. I removed the toy and what followed was a pain I have occasionally experienced before in this situation, a pain similar to being punched in the arm, but in my rectum. This time however the pain escalated to 8/10. I was moaning and involuntarily drooling sitting on the toilet, and I almost blacked out (I had pulled up a chair to rest my head against). This lasted for 10 minutes or so, and was partially relieved by a bowel movement, enough so for me to lie down in bed where it dissipated.
anyone experience something similar? Prostatitis? Muscle tightness due to exercise? Other? I just ejaculated twice and it was fine this morning.
My god man, wow that sounds rough! No I don't know what that could've been. Maybe overworked your prostate with so much activity, although I'm sure it felt so good while you had sex with it in you.
Yellow semen usually means that you have urine in your prostate that hasn't been able to get out of you properly. This was told to me by someone who holds certificate in prostate massage. I'm not saying you have problems. But that's what she told me: white semen means you produce semen and its vacating the prostate properly every time you cum; yellow semen means there is crystallized urine trapped in the prostate that is getting released during ejaculation. Its possible you were so sick that your prostate flared up; did you take antibiotics for your illness? Once the tip of my penis was irritated/infected and I don't know what caused it. My doctor at the time didn't seem to care about it, but the meatus was fucked up and very red and inflamed. It went away on its own. One thing that helped though was prostate massage and ejaculation, and that semen was pretty gross and discolored, too. I wasn't sick at all, just had a problem with my meatus.
Have you had yellow semen before? If so how often? What was the semen like when you came on your wife before the pain set in? When you came this morning what color and consistency was your semen? I don't think working out lower body had anything to do with your pain, unless you got things moving down there and just needed to pass stools.
Sorry you had to endure so much pain, but I think it was because you needed a bowel movement. You experienced the discomfort in your rectum, but that doesn’t mean it was the source of the problem. The body can be funny like that. I have experienced similar discomfort after a long session. In my case, I’m certain it’s caused by my anus auto-fucking and ‘sucking’ in air that moves into my colon. The cure for me is ‘fuck-farting’ (sorry if this offends). It’s completely odourless so it’s not as gross as it sounds, though it sounds loud!
If it happens again get to the bathroom and do all you can to provoke a bowel movement… or let the farts rip! I hope you’re over the infection and that your next session is pure pleasure.
Gosh man I'm sorry. My first thought is that you shouldn't be asking us, you should be asking a doctor!