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(@chocotaco)
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I have had the Helix Syn for some time but often times I would have a desire for something a bit fuller and had my eye on the Progasm Ice. Just yesterday I finally squirreled away enough to buy it from a local shop that was marked up but I was intent on getting it ASAP. While searching for it on the shelf, I allowed an employee to completely sway me to another slightly more expensive toy. She boasted about its vibrations and its “rimming sensations” via beaded mechanism inside. It was rotating and bucking and doing all kinds of things and I was like my that looks like fun. I got all wrapped up in the things she was saying that I put the Progasm Ice down and bought this more expensive thing. Huge mistake. 

I just tried it today in the shower at the gym after working out. It had a bulb tip but it was clear at first attempt that while it was toted as a p-massager— it wasn’t actually ergonomically designed to be “canal friendly”. After about 15 minutes I finally got it inserted and turned on the rimming sensation and—- it really wasn’t anything. How it felt in hand did not translate to in the canal— and because it wasn’t properly shaped it wasn’t sitting like my Syn does. I tried it for 30 minutes in that shower and it barely even naturally touched the prostate— I used copious amounts of lube for the whole process and it was a nightmare getting it in all to have to sit there and hold it with one hand to keep it in. I tried all

the settings and because it wasn’t hitting the spot it did nothing for me. Discouraged I packed it away and figured I’d slip my Syn in as I’ve been trying to do daily wears with it. The whole ride home in the quiet of the car that magnificent little Syn playfully tapped and prodded and coerced my prostate. I found myself gyrating against it and taking the long way home as it effortlessly delivered waves of pleasure. I wish I stuck to my decision and bought the Progasm Ice because clearly what I bought was just a toy and not designed masterfully to deliver

the experience I was looking for. Dunno

when I’ll be able to scratch up cash again to buy a Progasm given the whole house got laid off due to covid so I have to watch my spending but yeah if this story can help anyone it’s that: don’t steer away from the experts in this business


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Poor @chocotaco, that‘s a sad story, thanks for the warning and for sharing. Knowing the benefits my Progasm Ice is giving me it‘s even worse. But although possessing both, my Eupho Syn still is my favorite. Perhaps it can soothe you that you may already own your perfect tool as your ride home has just shown you. The irony is, trying to improve something perfect must fail. Stick to your „tiny stick“, it‘s worth it. And perhaps try Aless if you never did. After longer periods of Aneros-less sessions my Eupho Syn has mostly been downright sucked in and gave me oh what a ride! 

Cheer up! 😉

Mart 

P.S. 

What you may have missed, but what you have*!

*„Enjoy, take care, and never underestimate tiny little tools.“ 😉


   
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Sorry you've wasted your money on your new toy, nothing more disappointing!

IMHO big doesn't guarentee better results, I've tried most of the massagers in the Aneros range plus the N Joy wand, Nexus plus many more, absolutely nothing compares to my Helix's (Syn & Trident Syn) or the delightfully delicious Eupho's. Enjoy the Helix, you've got an amazing piece of engineering there my friend, a tool that will take you to places others can only dream of!

 

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@sowithoutaneros

 

your two articles were delightful reads— thank you for the wisdom and encouragement!

 


   
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@nice-sounding-guyThe HST andET battle for first place with me.I have the Device and Progasm which I tried because I thought bigger better.As of now they give me mostly meh.I wouldn't be supprised to see Aneros come out with something a little more sleek than even the Eupho.

 


   
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Progasm Ice is my toy of choice. I too wanted something fuller. I can take a beer can and a bit bigger still. I have a Helix Trident and a High Island Health PS-New. Slender just wasn't enough.

 

I play around with the others now and then but the Progasm Ice just works.

 

Save your money. Don't get distracted.


   
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If you don't mind me asking what was the toy they sold you? 


   
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@pleasureshoe

Sorry I didnt see this notification lol--

 

Umm I dont exactly remember the name but it was shaped like a scorpions tail with an L shaped thick base--I would feel bad even saying its name even if I could remember as I wouldnt want to inadvertently violate any rules here but I will say that since this experience I have tried it two more times to try and get my moneys worth and both times it didnt live up to its promise. The "rimming" sensation doesnt actually translate well once its inside and getting it fully inside is a slow  and extremely uncomfortable task due to its more rigid design.

 

Whenever I get the Progasm Ice im going to take a day off from work and a hotel room to spend a day vacay there with it as an apology to myself for making the wrong choice lol

 


   
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