Poll: Hand you whack with?

darwin,

I have no idea what the significance of this poll has to Aneros use but what the heck, I'll whack and wipe to respond.

Good Vibes to You!

I use my right to whack with but use toilet paper to wipe with. You guys are just filthy! =))

right to write with, use other most of the time.

lol.... ok, i got drawn into this, i guess 🙂 i am right hand dominant, but whack totally left and wipe totally right.....i can sleep better now, knowing that my habits are now 'out there'....lol

Right hand dominant, and it controls the paper on my anus. Whack using both hands, right the dominant one whacking too. Massage my prostate with either hand's fingers!! Voted both with dominant hand.

Curious butt drawing attention 😉 Thanks darwin, always all ways the intrepid!!

all the best manual dexterity for all erotic, health and body beautiful actions all

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After finishing up and gazing back at my handy-work in the toilet bowl this morning it made me wonder. What's the length and girth of everyone's turds? Do guys with bigger ones use larger toys too? Oh and does the color of ones stool determines ones color choice in dildos? LMAO!!

"Whacking hands, "wiping hands"? This thread has to be a goof, right? Darwin, you're a hoot!

Paul

I'm an equal-opportunity whacker; I use both hands for that, but I can only use my dominant hand to wipe. I don't have enough dexterity in my left hand to wipe without ewwing. It doesn't take that much fine motor skills to grip my dick and stroke it off.

I usually use my left but if it owes me money I use my right. When it needs to be trained it gets the Tenga Flip Hole and it never complains at that point. I am right handed as well.

For wiping ALWAYS left hand because you don't want to question which hand you wiped with after eating those delicious chicken wings...

dominant hand (right) for both when I'm home.

I think though that I wipe with the hand that's on the opposite side from where the paper roll is located.

Wow...don't quite understand why I'm responding. However...I write left handed, whack and wipe right handed (and pretty much everything else right handed). It appears as though people that do everything with one hand don't respond to this thread though. Also have you ever noticed that your dominant (whacking) forearm is larger then the other?

Occasionally when I want to spice things up I use the left hand...or the wife's hand...neither provides the right amount of pressure though.

To really spice things up I sit on my right hand for 15 minutes until it falls asleep then whack it...it's called "The Stranger". Lol

"THE STRANGER"?

That is hysterical, LMAO!

This is quickly turning into a new schtickche for Aneros Male Chorus to add to their amazing stage shows!!! LAMO indeed!!!

stumpy mentions that the whacking forearm is bigger.

on that note, i used to have an overuse injury in my left elbow. it is like carpal tunnel syndrome but it is the cubital tunnel (funny bone nerve). you get pain and numbness in your pinky.

guess what aggravated it? yes... avid whacking.

now here is the funny part. i remember i was in the gym one day and a middle aged guy was complaining of just that kind of pain. he was talking to somebody else, and i was just overhearing. guess what he did then? he said to his buddy "too much..." and made a whacking gesture with that arm. i guess he had the same problem!

darwin

Can anyone tell me why my dominant hand is always cold and my non-dominant hand is warm? I might have to start whacking with the non dominant hand so Pepe' isn't so shocked by the cold right hand of mine lol.

As Mr. Miyagi might have said "Focus, Daniel san, Whack On, Whack Off!"

so far, we are seeing a clear trend: - most whack and wipe with dominant hand
- a third whack w/ non-dominant
- few wipe w/ non-dominant

Right-handed whacking! Always!
Right-handed wiping! Always!
Right-handed nose picking! Always!
But...I always, always insert my Progasm or Helix with my LEFT hand! What's up with that??

Hi guys,

i formed a curiosity and said to my wife "i know the perfect place to investigate this! the aneros forum."

i am right handed. but i whack with my left hand, and i wipe my ass with my left hand. i got to wondering if in general those go together, and also how common it is for either to be the "non-dominant hand"

you can answer to this thread or to the poll: do you use your dominant hand to whack? how about wiping your ass?

If I whack, I whack with both, no preferance.. but I usually don`t whack, I E-stim or use some kind of Vibrator of Fleshlight. Whipe - always with the right hand!

I don't whack off any more. Just do non-ejaculatory MMOs. I stopped whacking off to curb a porn addiction years ago, and just don't do it any more.

I am left handed but jerk off with my right. Usually my left is pushing down on my scrotum.

I'm right hand dominant but have always jerked off with my left hand which I attribute to controlling a mouse on my computer with my right hand.

Whack dominant, wipe non-dominant, which puts me in a distinct minority (!?)  I’m left-handed, which I use to write and throw and eat and mouse and stroke my cock and fiddle my lady’s clit, which leaves my right to diddle my nipples or fondle my balls or probe my arse, or to hold the phone if I’m reading erotica as I masturbate. I’m not sure how wiping is related since I’ve wiped right since childhood, long before I learned to wank. But my arse is right hand territory—to wipe or probe my prostate or lube up for the Aneros. 

Posted by: @logik

... have always jerked off with my left hand which I attribute to controlling a mouse on my computer with my right hand.

LOL. A good point— this may be an age-and-technology related issue. I started masturbating long before computers had mice, and indeed before computers were personal. In the 1970s, porn came in glossy magazines, and I still jerk off dominant-left side. Quite happily, I assure you. 

I am predominantly left handed but I whack and wipe with my right hand! Am 75 and that’s the way it’s always been!

BOTH!

I am left handed but jerk off with my right. My penis curves to the right a bit.