Warning

Maybe this thing should come with a "warning" as those who've been there can attest:

WARNING: This product may require you to emit unusual sounds of a loud nature while writhing in ecstasy. It may induce multiple, bed shaking orgasms and could cause a tearing or staining of material coverings. It has been known to rewire sexual systems, lengthen flaccid penises, and as a result will never leave you the same as before usage. The company is not responsible for your increased sex drive or loss of reality upon use. You may experience orgasms without the device inserted and your body may crave renewal of the feelings at any time 24/7. Lack of concentration due to an unshakable focus on past feelings may be a side affect. Use at your own delightful risk.