I was googling for tips on how to make better use of things like the Njoy Pure wand, for self-massage and all. There were mentions of that "rocking motion" that I still don't know what it is, and then there was someone who said "Try to do that 'come hither' thing like you'd do with your finger". That's when it hit me.
I've seen really long acrylic rods, curved things with knobs on the end, for reaching over your shoulder and giving yourself a pressure point massage on your back. There's similar things for going in underneath for "pelvic strain release". But those are all single-piece things.
How come there isn't something like, its a 24" rod, and on the end it's a U-bend, ending in the shape of a finger. Not a gentle arch like the Pure wand, but a full 180-degree reversal, like a walking cane. No more contortion exhibitions, just lay on your back and you can manipulate it comfortably from stomach or even chest height.
On top of that, the U-bend could be made segmented, and connected by cables and pulleys, and a squeezy lever thingy on the shaft to get those segments to move in that "come hither" motion.
I dunno, doesn't seem like something that could easily be mass-copied in a Chinese factory, which is why we've never seen it. And yet, there's more and more articulated vibrators out now than in the first couple years since the Loki Wave was introduced, so what do I know?
How come there isn't something like, its a 24" rod, and on the end it's a U-bend, ending in the shape of a finger. Not a gentle arch like the Pure wand, but a full 180-degree reversal, like a walking cane. No more contortion exhibitions, just lay on your back and you can manipulate it comfortably from stomach or even chest height.
I know about hooks, but that's not what I had in mind. Close, though.
I get the feeling something that long might come with an increased risk of applying too much pressure. Probably an idea many people have pondered, but I think there's a reason they don't make toys that long.
As I say that however, I click the links unfug posted and now I'm wrong lol.
One of them is "Currently Unavailable", probably pending a liability suit.
This isn’t exactly what you are talking about, and it is very expensive for such a simple piece of equipment, but there is this:
I can imagine that anyone good with wood or metal can create a similar thing. It looks like it is best for thrusting dildo play (not langorous point-specific massaging). But thrusting is actually the hardest thing to do alone, requiring a certain amount of flexibility in a moment one would want to relax. I agree that with a hook or cane it seems like it can get dangerous fast. Especially seeing as harder pressure numbs the sensation. I like my njoy wand a lot, but I go very slow and soft with it. Any less control than having my hand right their next to it seems dangerous (because of the weight). And the further the fulcrum if anything is, the less control you have (weight imbalance, as well as the distance the far end travels relative to fulcrum movement, or however a smart person would say that).
I had a back massager like you describe. And I hurt my back by going to hard with it. However I use back scratchers or forks daily on my back.
also I’m not gonna lie: that cane posted above looks like something one would buy in a pharmacy. Ergonomics without aesthetics... no thanks.
I've read about people using the Backnobber or the Theracane.
(both links to Amazon)
I'd worry about how much force you can apply, the finish does not seem too great either but a guy with some sandpaper and determination could make it work. I'd be stressed about going into an intense orgasm with one of those things inside me, even if the design was better.
From my experience @divine_o is right about not letting go of the njoy wand in most circumstances, I'm pretty sure certain you can hurt yourself with just the weight of the thing. The two handfree ways that are safe IMO are :
1) On all fours on the bed, with the big end inserted, swaying your body side to side slowly. The weight is mostly inside you and the small end is pulled toward the ground, so mostly no fulcrum effect. I also believe that a lot of the weight is pushing against muscles and not directly on your prostate. It's comfortable for me and not too intense. Would really NOT do it with the small end inserted. Would also not do it kneeling because of the way the weight transfers. Also, don't bump the wand on the bed !
2) Put a towel on the floor near a wall, sit with you back to the wall and bring your knees up. In other words, you're sitting in fetal position. With the the wand inside you, most of it's weight is on the floor and the "free end" is between your feet so the wand cannot twist on you. Now you can squeeze on it or rock gently. You can also tuck the towel on the sides to stabilise the wand.
I'll repeat, both are safe in MY experience. Be careful and be gentle with yourself if you try these methods.
This isn’t exactly what you are talking about, and it is very expensive for such a simple piece of equipment, but there is this:
I totally forgot about that, I saw it once on meo.de. There's a rebranded variant on Mr S. Leather that's $20 less, doesn't have the $50 shipping cost (though there's an oversized item fee), and the accessories like harnesses are priced reasonably (the one for dildos is $30, as opposed to $80), but it looks like they're out of stock, and I'll bet it's gonna be a long time before they get more in. Stuff out of the UK always seems to be overpriced and overhyped anyway. I will say, though, it looks like something I could get a lot out of now more than a few years ago. I'm lighter than I was, I've been stretching eighteen different ways to regain lost flexibility (I took gymnastics in my early teens, and then I ballooned at some point), equipment like this could be useful for legitimate exercise as well as fun stuff. If you find an alternative, I'd love to hear about it.
Maybe an anal hook would work! You can put a small rope through a pulley hanging from the top of a door while you lay in your favorite position on a towel on the bed while you pull gently on the hook in a back and forth rocking motion! Have done that with good results!
@kaygo I will keep my eyes open for things that could be converted. I have been thinking about this for a while now. Especially since I was just reunited with a long lost friend (my silicone flanged-base dildo)...
@divine_o Don't rush, like I said this was all just thinking out loud. If something comes together from it, great, but I'm not obsessing over it