THE F-SPOT

Great fun in my neck of the woods!!! 😀

Thanks Love_is! This is something about why we raised more money than any other country for prostate health and prostate cancer research in Movember 2010! 😀 😀 😀

all stumping for prostate health and whole male ecstatic health all

artform

If you thought your private parts could only do a few things and you have the time watch this.

http://n56.stagevu.com/v/4fd669a3ba0ff084df7be1bbfe65340a/112685.avi

Hey, I get a 403 - Forbidden notice when I click on this link. What's wrong? There's no other explanation on the page.

Hey, I get a 403 - Forbidden notice when I click on this link. What's wrong? There's no other explanation on the page.

Site is only for those pure of mind & spirit :-[ :O

Possible malware situation: 403 indicates that the server requires a password or is looking for a 'familiar' ip address -- as in those who have a subscription. I did try to just go into 'stagevu and did a search for . Linux care up with a security warning so I gave up. Haven't backed up this computer in several days, got a full plate today and no time to play with something ugly.

Voyager is covered with barnacles though and is tougher than me.

I clcked on the link this morning and it started to download.

Try going to 'stagevu' and type in 'Puppetry of the Penis' in the search box.
You can either download it or watch it on line.

These guys are hilarious Voyager! LOL Thanks for posting this. I first heard about these folks many years ago through an HBO show. I think it was "Real Sex". And yes your work around does work. You can also get some shorter clips of what these two fellows do on their web site in the videos section.
~ PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS ~

These guys are hilarious Voyager! LOL Thanks for posting this. I first heard about these folks many years ago through an HBO show. I think it was "Real Sex". And yes your work around does work. You can also get some shorter clips of what these two fellows do on their web site in the videos section.
~ PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS ~

Love_is, Voyager,

Brilliant! The F-spot would never be complete without a link to Puppetry of the Penis....nice!

Thanks

BF Mayfield

Indeed B!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

Thanks again Voyager for the link/work-around (Worked for me too!!), and Love_is for their website!!

Having said many times (to her and here) to mrs. a that I am her most willing Finger Puppet of the Prostate, my fevered imagination has conjuring up scenes and shows for Aneros Ecstatic Male Chorus!! All of course fitted for these new Puppetry of the Prostate scenes with the Wireless Remote Control model VIce III models with vibes that can be varied like a Theramin, by whomever is given the wireless remote......!!!

all the best inyouendoh! and good humour always all

artform

Indeed B!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀

Thanks again Voyager for the link/work-around (Worked for me too!!), and Love_is for their website!!

Having said many times (to her and here) to mrs. a that I am her most willing Finger Puppet of the Prostate, my fevered imagination has conjuring up scenes and shows for Aneros Ecstatic Male Chorus!! All of course fitted for these new Puppetry of the Prostate scenes with the Wireless Remote Control model VIce III models with vibes that can be varied like a Theramin, by whomever is given the wireless remote......!!!

all the best inyouendoh! and good humour always all

artform

PUPPETRY OF THE PROSTATE....!!!! Whaahahahaaaaaaaaaa! BRILLIANT! My mind is running in all directions with this one. Artform, you've out done yourself!

LMAO!

B

The Rapture

BF Mayfield

I'll only set up this next segment with a suggestion to watch the reactions of all the guys in the room. 🙂 Other than that, enjoy!

This is Tosh .O with the Sensitive Nips guy. 😉

YouTube - ‪Tosh.0 - Sensitive Nips Session‬‏

I can just see it now: you ask the dentist to take a mold impression, and he tells you to open wide, so you turn around, drop your drawers, and spread your cheeks, and say, "ok, this one!" I think he'd either faint dead away, or laugh his fool head off. Not the smartest of moves, though. I'd advise against it.

Deserves to be here.

BTW, the tosh.0 session was awkwardly hilarious.

I found this one posted on fetlife a week or two back.

For those you that want to improve your game... {chuckle}

Dildo Sport on Vimeo

Rika,

That Tosh video was absolute the funniest thing I've seen in years! It deserves a place in the F-Spot Hall of Fame as far as I'm concerned. Too bad they took it down. If anyone finds it elsewhere, please post !

BF Mayfield

Guys,

We can thank member 'Pepnautic' for finding this one, a light bulb is not always symbolic of a good idea ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5BQTKsa0w

Guys,

The Tosh "Sensitive Nips Session" link that appears earlier in this thread has expired. For those who haven't seen it (or those who would like to laugh again) here is another link to it: Tosh.0: Sensitive Nips - Video Clip | Tosh.0 | Comedy Central

A classic!

BF Mayfield

For you gardeners and DIY guys, I bought a small manually operated cement mixer a couple of decades ago, with a rubber handle grip like a cross between an expanded Eupho and closely packed anal beads!! AA (After Aneros) I haven't done this, butt I used to enjoy the occasional shallow knee-bends exercise out in the garden shed with that thoughtfully designed handle spit-lubed and beautifully massaging my prostate for a great ride close to nature! Whatever works safely...

I came across this wonderful post from Artform the other day, and being aware that aural accompaniments optimize our anal antics I figured this one deserved something special.


Cement Mixer

BF Mayfield

Refering to Artform's finger puppet - remote control vibration suggestion, I have visions of a "bell choir" at Christmas time with chants of high pitched screams and choruses of: "fuck fuck fuck the halls with bowels of gooey".

I couldn't stop laughing listening to that B!!! 😀 😀

It is SO mid-20thC! And SO is my alimentary canal!! 😀 😀

af

'nurselady',

Since you requested it, I've provided a direct link to Mary Roach's 2009 TED speech on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm. I recall seeing this video linked in another thread but I can't recall where, but you're right, it should be linked here too.

P.S. 'artform' referenced her book bonk : THE CURIOUS COUPLING OF SCIENCE AND SEX earlier in this thread.

I've been told this thread is the next best thing Aneros Forum has to an Off-Topic section. So here it goes:

Space Phallus
A glorious free game from 2009. Wonderfully low humor.

Video:
Space Phallus Trailer - YouTube

Download:
Space Phallus

Soundtrack (RetroTune is the one from the trailer):
Souleye

Not the funniest F-spot humor. But this really doesn't fit elsewhere. I am thinking of trying out a new cupcake recipe.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer in Cooking

nurselady

I was asked if I was really trying out new cupcake recipes? Answer.... NO!

However, here's Phil's Story

Phil's scrotum - The Best Story of the Year:

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium..
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible
bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating
and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled
gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil
must have experienced.

"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every
move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation,
and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum,
and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably
as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. "Now," she
announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out
of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say...............!

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just
want to tell my wife the word is sternum.."

. The idea here is fun guys, not vulgarity....(okay...some vulgarity)...but let's keep it fun.

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Thanks, Brian!

Hail to the "V" indeed. Very funny. I don't think we'll see that one in prime time on network TV.

Cheers,

Dave

The perfect woman for male chauvinist pigs....

Here's a recent favorite that I thought was a bucket of laughs. Enjoy! 🙂

When You're Married, Your Wife Sees Your Penis
http://www.scribd.com/fullscreen/87398174

Great one Love_is!!

af

Giggling and laughing is another great layer to have for our journeys.

Brian