THE F-SPOT

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Hi guys,

Jack Johnston ('hydraulic jack') posted this link to a short film titled "Bodhisattva in metro" over on his KSMO web site. When I watched the film I couldn't help butt think the guy who starts the action has really got a Peridise pleasingly nestled in his derriere. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. It certainly hit my F-Spot.

A terrific video that reminds me of something that I learned in Transcendental Meditation a long time ago, that if only 10% of the earth's population practiced it, it would effectively raise the consciousness of the entire planet. Perhaps Jack is implicitly making the same point with his post of the video. While there is no substitute for a full belly and warm place to sleep, the ramifications of a happy, sexually fulfilled population are inescapable. There is no question that discovering this wellspring of blissful orgasmic joy (that is the Super O ) has had far reaching effects in my life. I like to believe that it has impacted the lives of people around me in one way or another as I've interacted with them.

Maybe it's that silly grin that I have on my face all of the time! lol

BF Mayfield

Hey B,

This video is the perfect example of how a laugh is contagious. There is nothing like the feeling inside after a huge belly laugh that leaves tears streaming down your face.

Thanks B!

It's business time baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Good ole Utube strikes again. There is nothing like a hidden camera incident. I thought I would share this one with the group. It's amazing what people will do at the gym to get a better body!!! (And how trusting they really are) This is really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5zS7q1sVm

The facial expressions are fantastic! Sex in the future!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-L-lY5IuzM

Enjoy everyone!

Thank for posting Business Time esfenoides! 🙂 Flight of the Conchords are great! It put a smile on my face for the day.

Hi lynn2694, 🙂

Sex in the future was very funny! Thanks for posting it.
Your first link is invalid though, so I couldn't view what you wanted people to see.

Love_is

The Phalli-Max electric stimulation appliance for the treatment of erection disorders.

http://www.schwa-medico.com/cms/upload/pdf/info-phalli-max-Comic-en-4176.pdf

Mr. Erection and Mr. Electrostim are quite the happy pair.

SWW

Hi SlipperyWhenWet, 🙂

I'm guessing the funny part of that pdf file were the illustrations, not the dialog? The one on page 7 cracked me up! Obviously they weren't going for accuracy. Because my penis does not have a face and arms on it! 😆
Thanks for posting! 😀

Love_is

Nice one rumel!!! 🙂

I enjoyed looking at all those bizarre mice!

While were on the topic of unusual computer gadgets...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c89/

And for those of you having trouble visualizing how it works...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JQkRIT_hk

Enjoy! 😆

Love_is

Before I discovered the aneros, I've had the best t-orgasm by letting it build slowly, massaging only my frenulum for 20-30 minutes. I discovered the equivalent area on a woman to be her inner lips. Knowing how much I enjoyed it, I decided to see if the little lady would like it just as much.

After a few moist, gentle, delicate touches, I asked her how it felt and she approved. I continued using all of the strokes I've mastered on myself for her. As my fingers moved, I would try to get half of the movement to be gliding across her while the other half would gently move her tissues. This way you stimulate all of the nerves at the same time.

After 15 minutes or so I could tell she was really starting to like it. Her facial expressions started to change and her breathing intensified. I resisted the urge to increase my intensity, knowing the orgasm would build to a greater level if it wasn't rushed. A few more minutes passed and her breathing and facial expressions changed again. I thought, wow she is getting close now. She gasped for air, I thought this was it; I can't wait to see how long it lasts this time. The next sound she made was a snore. I thought, no way. I stopped what I was doing waiting for her to ask me, "why did you stop?" She didn't. I chuckled to myself and fell asleep.

The next morning I told her she fell asleep on me. We laughed and she said she was really tired and didn't remember falling asleep. I guess it's the best when you don't remember it. lol.

Too funny MartyB! 😆

You induced her to have one of those sleep snoring orgasms that was so powerful, she couldn't remember it! 😆

MartyB,
Your post reminds me of a joke that I heard many years ago.

A resercher was out on the street asking questions about peoples
preferred methods of sex.

The resercher stopped a man and asked if he would answer a question.

Which of the following methods do you preferr ?

1. Sexual intercourse.

2. Masturbation.

3. Wet dream

The man thought for a moment and replied "Wet dream"

"Thats intreresting" said the resercher. "Can you tell me why"?

The man replied "You meet a better class of person there"

I forgot to ask her what her dream was about. Maybe she really was enjoying it 😉

Marty

And now....a PSA about Prostate Health. Drop your drawers lads!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOTYM66e6ck

BF Mayfield

Great post B Mayfield!!!

That was hilarious!!!
Thanks for sharing. 🙂

Love_is

Ok folks...

I guess someone had to do it. Here's the Perry Brothers parody of "Jizz in my Pants". You'll either laugh, or be grossed out. 😆

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDf22T_-44Y

Love_is

Women

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.

The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 . He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently.

Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues.

85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her,

'Isn't there anything you want?'

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.

'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.

'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,

The wife turns to him and smiles.

'The airbag.'

click here to watch

Ha now that's just too funny. Is that a real show on TV that's intended for children or just a random skit somebody made for youtube?
Peep!

Nice one Alv! 😆

Although I found myself confused between laughing and being creeped out as to who the intended audience is for this.

Peep!!

Need a handjob? Check this out. "What a sweet release"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJf_H35iyK4

BF Mayfield

p.s. They're actually selling this thing!

p.s. They're actually selling this thing!

Reminds me of the guy who made a million by selling a $5 guaranteed fly killer,

two blocks of wood with instruction - put fly on red block and squash with blue block.

This was sent to me by a friend today. Good for grins.

BF Mayfield

Fleggaard Holding A/S through its subsidiaries, markets electronic appliances.
The company specializes in selling televisions
and radio sets. Fleggaard Holding is based in Krusaa , Denmark .

The ad is real!

Truly awesome.

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

Brian,

You've found another great one! Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries" will forever be changed, replacing the attack scene from "Apocalypse Now" in my memory banks. Ladies take note : Always pull the right 'rip chord'.

Need a handjob? Check this out. "What a sweet release"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJf_H35iyK4

BF Mayfield

p.s. They're actually selling this thing!

If no one has checked out the official site yet, [COLOR="#800080"]Here is the new Valentine's Day commercial. It is fantastic!

Re: Fleggaard Commercial

ROFLUPOWUROFLUPOROFLUHS

(Rolling On Floor, Laughing Until Passing Out, Waking Up, Rolling On Floor, Laughing Until Passing Out, Waking Up, Rolling On Floor, Laughing Until Having Stroke)

Oh, man, that is funny!!

Nice Brian!!! I loved it! I love that the European countries seem to have much less issues with public nudity, whether on TV or live than the general USA population. A funny thing to note, is that the women sky divers did not actually sky dive. As according to the following picture link, what happens happens to women's breasts, and the human body in general while nude skydiving is much less attractive.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/nude-skydiving-nsfw-26q

Love_is

Nice Brian!!! I loved it! I love that the European countries seem to have much less issues with public nudity, whether on TV or live than the general USA population. A funny thing to note, is that the women sky divers did not actually sky dive. As according to the following picture link, what happens happens to women's breasts, and the human body in general while nude skydiving is much less attractive.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/nude-skydiving-nsfw-26q

Love_is

Yeah, figgures. Boobies don't look that appealing when concave. 😀
Bishop

Censorship has never been so funny.

Dig it!

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BF Mayfield

Hilarious Mr. Mayfield!!! Thank you for sharing! 😀

Sometimes, I think we might try a little bit to hard to reach our orgasmic goals. Maybe, simplicity can be our guide.

Then again...maybe not.

Here's a funny French dancing penis condom cartoon ad that I found:
http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2010/01/27/aides-graffiti-tbwaparis/