THE F-SPOT

Ok ...I don't know whether it is fun or just embarassing . . . but I got a true test of my confidence as a man and a lover after our 3rd child was born. My wife was working half time, we had two other kids, I had a busy consulting practice and we were heating a 13 room house in northern new england with wood. After she recovered from the childbirth with our 3rd, she was 36. Recuperation was harder at 36 than it was in her twenties when the others were born. At six weeks post partum we were given the go ahead to have sex by the doc.

I was mentally and physically raring to go, my wife . . .well at least she was mentally ready. Our first night there I am doing the foreplay to excite her . . . kissing, massaging etc. I get on top of her and enter her very gently and she doesn't protest . . . and I think damn I'm good! Soon I am rythmically fucking her and she still does't compalin ...in fact she is downright relaxed, and I think again ...dam I'm good! After a few more minutes of my self congratulatory thrusts I was jolted back to reality by a loud snarfuling snore. She had fallen asleep in the middle of me fucking her!!!!!

So what is a guy to do then? Excuse himself and roll off or bring the event to logical conclusion? Being that I am a diligent kind of guy who finishes everything that he starts and also I was horny as hell . . . . apparently she didn't mind. So I did the later. It was true test of will . . . kind of like fucking a corpse. But did I say I was horny? In the end I did the nasty and rolled off.

The next morning she awoke and asked what happened ...I told her and she laughed and said: why didn't I figure out how to do that years ago? Oh well. Fortunately ...her libido and energy returned soon after. The observation about randy women and sense of humor is true. She has a wry wit and is a real lady except in the bedroom when she is turned on . . . unless she is sleeping while we fuck.

B Mayfield,
I hope this is somewhat what you had in mind for The F-SPOT. While I am not that familiar with posts prior to my arrival here, I have certainly enjoyed the sense of humor displayed by you and my fellow members, having read almost all the posts from the past two years. Here are a few threads that I thought were particularly funny or creatively inventive with a real wit to them. As I remember more of them, I will add to this list.
Some post threads that I really enjoyed were Two Brothers by @Voyager, HELP! Need tutelage! HELP! by @Man's Man(5th post into thread), My own theory of understanding orgasm. by @binaryfellow (start at the 8th post down - @hapticbear).

Here's a satire of a 'Cialis' commercial, or this pseudo commercial for Mastercard and then there is this real commercial...

Ok ...I don't know whether it is fun or just embarassing . . . but I got a true test of my confidence as a man and a lover after our 3rd child was born. My wife was working half time, we had two other kids, I had a busy consulting practice and we were heating a 13 room house in northern new england with wood. After she recovered from the childbirth with our 3rd, she was 36. Recuperation was harder at 36 than it was in her twenties when the others were born. At six weeks post partum we were given the go ahead to have sex by the doc.

I was mentally and physically raring to go, my wife . . .well at least she was mentally ready. Our first night there I am doing the foreplay to excite her . . . kissing, massaging etc. I get on top of her and enter her very gently and she doesn't protest . . . and I think damn I'm good! Soon I am rythmically fucking her and she still does't compalin ...in fact she is downright relaxed, and I think again ...dam I'm good! After a few more minutes of my self congratulatory thrusts I was jolted back to reality by a loud snarfuling snore. She had fallen asleep in the middle of me fucking her!!!!!

So what is a guy to do then? Excuse himself and roll off or bring the event to logical conclusion? Being that I am a diligent kind of guy who finishes everything that he starts and also I was horny as hell . . . . apparently she didn't mind. So I did the later. It was true test of will . . . kind of like fucking a corpse. But did I say I was horny? In the end I did the nasty and rolled off.

The next morning she awoke and asked what happened ...I told her and she laughed and said: why didn't I figure out how to do that years ago? Oh well. Fortunately ...her libido and energy returned soon after. The observation about randy women and sense of humor is true. She has a wry wit and is a real lady except in the bedroom when she is turned on . . . unless she is sleeping while we fuck.

I have fallen asleep in many many places and while doing certain tasks. But during sex....I'd have to say I haven't done that.....yet. I know of several men and women this has happened to, your not alone. 😉

I'm impressed you told her that you finished. Not only are you lucky you have a very fun and forgiving wife...you Sir are full of bravery as well.

Ok, I was inspired to leave my embarrassing sex story...the only problem I have is deciding which one to use.

The first one that came to my mind was during a formal event that I attended with the Major. This was a military ball filled with dignitaries, the higher-ups, their spouses, girlfriends and even a mistress or two. The Major is a very fashionable man. He makes a military dress blues suit look damn good. He picked out a long burgundy gown for me that had an open back and a slit up one leg. It was a beautiful gown and I think he chose it because of the leg that showed when I walked. The Major has a thing for a woman in thigh high stockings and heels. (yeah, he and about 2.6 million other men )
As I've done before, I spent half the night at his side moving from one end of the room to the other. I spent the other half being sociable alone so the guys could talk about guns and plans within their units. The girls would cluck at their own hen parties off to the side. (Personally, I prefer the men’s conversation to the endless clucking of military wives, being that I'm not one....I'm not high on their social list).
Every now and then I caught the Majors glance as he watched me from across the room. He was very good at "eye fucking". He motioned me to meet him on the dance floor. I excused myself and joined him. As we danced, he explained that he wanted to have me right now, but he couldn't leave yet. He led me to the open bar and ordered me a drink and he said he'd be back in a moment. He soon returned, took my hand and we quickly walked out of the room. My Major searched out a quite room to have his much needed fantasy. We walked down the hall and around the corner where we came to a set of double doors. He barely opened the door to a dark conference room and we slipped inside. Once we were in, he closed the door behind us and instantly put me up against the wall with a mind blowing kiss. He went to his knee and ran his hand from my calf to my thigh through that slit in my gown. He opened his pants and slid his hands under my ass and lifted me against the wall as he kissed me again. He began to push inside me with a soft moan and...the lights clicked on.

The Robert’s (**name changed to protect identity), as the banner above the table read, were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and their children prepared a slide show. Everyone was quietly watching the slides on one end of the conference room. Jim had only peeked his head in the room and saw it was dark and quiet. Things had moved so fast due to our time constraints that we didn't notice the 150 people at the other end of this big room. We quickly and very quietly with red faces ran out of the room and began laughing as we made our way back to our ballroom. Within an hour there were talk of those teenagers and what they did. Thank God there was also a high school prom in the large hotel that weekend and we were able to get away with that one. I was mortified!!! We ended up getting a room that night; the drive home would've been unbearable.

Well, I hope you all enjoyed my humorous moment.

Enjoy!

Well BF!

Great idea. Humour is the key many happinesses; especially ones where other reactions can negatively inhibit or overwhelm the positive potentials. And here, sometimes one (or more) just can't help sending up the unique adventures we get into, can we! 😆

I agree with Billy11 and so post the link to his entry by ohmy06!: http://www.aneros.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1140

Wait just a minute! "post"...; "entry"...; why, we are subverting the Queen's English right here with this new-fangled Internet lingo and our noodlings and co-noodlings! "The Horror!"

Thanks guys and gals for more and more!!! 😀

all the lightness of orgasmic energetic being to all

artform

A week or two ago I happened to have a discussion with a friend of mine about the Aneros. Frankly, I wasn't sure how he'd taken it, he seemed genuinely put off. But a day or two later I got an email wih the link to this video in return. After seeing it, I called him and we both laughed, and he asked me for more information about the Aneros! Go figure. As B Mayfield alluded to, humor can be very powerful a variety of ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGnF6s03QY

MarkM

Fun for the bookshelf or bedside table!

BONK: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach, the best-selling author of STIFF 😆

I just saw this video tonight on how to perform The Male Deer Exercise.
The narrator asks that you "suck up your testicles". In the latter half of the video
the participants do the Pelvic Massage. Funny and weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qJpXrVn7Pg

Here is a oldie but a goodie. This one cracks me up every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6waXPTSrGiA

Hello Everyone,

Here is my submission. 😀
The Lonely Island
Jizz in my Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel_page

This song/video has been a constant source of laughter lately. Listen to the words closely, and watch the expressions on the guys faces. LOL

Hello Everyone,

Here is my submission. 😀
The Lonely Island
Jizz in my Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel_page

This song/video has been a constant source of laughter lately. Listen to the words closely, and watch the expressions on the guys faces. LOL

That video is hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing! 😉

Awesome video Love_is, thanks for posting the link.

SWW

Hello Everyone,

Here is my submission. 😀
The Lonely Island
Jizz in my Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel_page

This song/video has been a constant source of laughter lately. Listen to the words closely, and watch the expressions on the guys faces. LOL

Love_is,

Hysterical vid by Andy from SNL! A terrific contribution to the F-SPOT! 😆

BF Mayfield

....and to add to the growing collection and lighthearted fare of the 'F-Spot' started by the illustrious B Mayfield,

.....here's one to enjoy...a 'twist' to the aural quality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbpEQbvskGg

Click or copy & paste.

Enjoy,

'Alana'

Fantastic Alana!!! Thanks for a good laugh to start the day...

Do you smell egg salad? 😆

Love_is

Thanks Love_is......but your submission earlier is fantastic as well!

Here's to your 'pants'!

Nothing like a little levity to lighten the day,

'Alana'

Nothing like a little levity to lighten the day,

'Alana'

Yes indeed!!!
And here's some more of it!

How I lost my Marbles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmQdi2DC0B8

Once again, watch the body language and the expression on the man's face.
Enjoy!

Love_is

Oh man love is.......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😀 😉 😈

Love_is,

That is hysterical!!! Love it! I have done some nude modeling for an art group, that just made me remember the odd moments of doing that. That was great!!!!

Great 'Marbles', Love_is! I LOVE Bobby Lee!! I have to share one of my most favorite!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TSWaKWiAhY

Enjoy!
'Alana'

Hee hee, glad you liked it! 😀

That's a good one of Bobby Lee, Alana. LOL

"...only this time she's Asian." 😆

Here's one of my old favorites from Mad TV. Whoever wrote the lyrics is a genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8cVYg7RNx4&fmt=18

Love_is

...Here's a Talent worth noting!!!

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhVSQlExYE

'Alana'
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Fantastic Alana! 😆

That gal has got some huge ovaries to perform that act!

I can't help but wonder why the third kazoo that went up her butt was way larger than the others? 😆

Love_is

Thanks Rumel for the link.

It's pretty clear that us guys are setting new records greater than 16 orgasms/hour and we don't go into a coma after more than 20 orgasms/hour even though we may drift in and out of this universe a few times!

It did surprise me that the longest recorded orgasm is only 43 seconds with 25 consecutive contractions. I've frequently counted twenty-some contractions in a super-T that has lasted around 40 seconds, though I doubt I could do it if someone was monitoring me! But the super-O is way beyond these figures anyway.

And it is certainly true that orgasms are wonderful for our health and feeling of well-being, as is a good laugh. Thanks Love-is for the link to the marbles clip. I laughed so much my stomach was aching!

Rumel!!

That site is EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!! I Loved every bit of it, from the facts and amusing observations, to the great stories GREAT info!!!

Nice!

'Alana'

How's your HOLE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U65_0TlycIw

BF Mayfield

Hi guys,

Jack Johnston ('hydraulic jack') posted this link to a short film titled "Bodhisattva in metro" over on his KSMO web site. When I watched the film I couldn't help butt think the guy who starts the action has really got a Peridise pleasingly nestled in his derriere. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. It certainly hit my F-Spot.

Rumel! Thank you for that youtube clip! That is downright amazing to see. And you can't help but join along and smile at the same time. 🙂

Love_is

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Hi guys,

Jack Johnston ('hydraulic jack') posted this link to a short film titled "Bodhisattva in metro" over on his KSMO web site. When I watched the film I couldn't help butt think the guy who starts the action has really got a Peridise pleasingly nestled in his derriere. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. It certainly hit my F-Spot.

A terrific video that reminds me of something that I learned in Transcendental Meditation a long time ago, that if only 10% of the earth's population practiced it, it would effectively raise the consciousness of the entire planet. Perhaps Jack is implicitly making the same point with his post of the video. While there is no substitute for a full belly and warm place to sleep, the ramifications of a happy, sexually fulfilled population are inescapable. There is no question that discovering this wellspring of blissful orgasmic joy (that is the Super O ) has had far reaching effects in my life. I like to believe that it has impacted the lives of people around me in one way or another as I've interacted with them.

Maybe it's that silly grin that I have on my face all of the time! lol

BF Mayfield