The Eupho Super Sucker

That's very true. The Eupho is my favorite because it goes right in without any preparation and the mobility is phenomenal. Sometimes it even feels like it's spinning in place, no other model does that for me. 

Don't underrate this tiny little weapon. From the beginning of my journey I named it "The Noisy Cricket" and it's still my favorite Aneros tool. I wouldn't be astonished to hear that sucking sound, @WallyBanger. It always feels as if my prostate uses a powerful tractor beam to draw it in and in place. And this place isn't a parking position. Instead it's much more a dancefloor for an exciting tango featuring my prostate and this nimble-footed dancer. Clap, clap, clap! If you please ... 😉

If I could only have one model, it would be the Eupho. If I could have two, I'd take another Eupho in case something happens to my first one. The only thing I wonder is if there's that much of a difference between the Classic and Trident, considering that I would probably have to cut the tail and end up with a TwoDent... so basically same as my classic but with some asymmetry and a springier tab.