The dying horse

Thought I’d share a funny story. Everyone in my family was up late last Saturday so we all decided to sleep in Sunday morning except for my wife who had to serve in the nursery at church. I decided to take advantage of the quiet house and try my Helix out.

I’ve been using my Helix for about 4 months now with no luck … nothing. But this forum keeps encouraging people to relax and keep trying. Another common recommendation is to take fish oil pills, which I’ve done for the past month.

Well, Sunday was different. I could really feel it move inside me. I concentrated on those feelings, relaxed, tried not to force anything and just visualize my Helix “petting” my prostate. Things started to rev up and I had what, based on what people describe here, a couple of mini-Os. What’s more important is that I know now that what people describe here is not an urban legend … I now believe that I will succeed and my sessions will keep getting better.

About an hour later I heard my 14-year-old son say to his sisters, “Did you hear that sound this morning? It sounded like a horse was dying in the yard.” He then proceeded to neigh like a dying horse. When I realizing that what he was unknowingly imitating was me having a great orgasm, I took the clean laundry I was carrying and made a beeline to the bedroom, buried my face in my pillow and laughed hysterically. I just hope that horse survived to die another day.

Dave