OMG it finally happened!

Take a bow, Mr Eupho.

I bought an original Aneros about two years ago, followed up by buying the Helix and then the Progasm in search of the Super O. Then about three months ago, I decided that my bum and I had tried enough and that these three bits of white plastic had taken over rather too much of my life. I was having a clear-out of stuff and they went in a black bin bag along with the rest.

But then I missed that Aneros feeling. I decided to give it one last go and bought a Eupho, based on the fact that:

a) I had found the Progasm too big. In some ways it was great - it gave me a feeling which (having never experienced it) I imagine was the closest I would come to being taken by a man. But it just didn't move enough.

b) The original Aneros was great for length but the older tab always struck me as a bit brutal and I always got sore before I felt I was getting near.

c) The Helix was more subtle but felt too short for my rectum. I could produce results with it but nowhere near a Super O.

So, as I say, the Eupho arrived before Christmas. At first I was disappointed - I think I was used to the more extreme sensation of the Progasm and had maybe become a little desensitised.

But the last couple of days have been lovely - effortless feeling of being intimately "stirred up" back there.

Then, this morning, it happened.

I was indulging in some intimate IM with a friend using my Blackberry, while lying on my right side on the bed, bare bottom slightly up and a memory foam pillow between my knees.

It was like a tidal wave. I felt a thrill go through me and then it was as if every extremity I had was contracting in on the Aneros and I whoo-hooed, laughed and cried all at the same time. I looked down at my penis and it was rock hard. Only a little precum was leaking but that in itself is unusual for me. In any Aneros session my erection tends to go up and down quite freely and some of the best moments happen when I'm soft, strangely enough.

A few moments later a second wave hit and I bit the pillow, it was so intense. The orgasm was all over my body. In the end it was so intense that I felt I had to give myself a rest and took the Aneros out.

Now I've been once, I want to go there again. Very soon.