Off topic - Self-fuck video

How embarrassing to see this video and realize that all the rest of us have been using the "over the shoulder" technique, when this is actually much easier....
QV

Thanks for the link, Darwin.

One question: How is this off-topic? Granted, it's anerosless, but guys post about that all the time.

Best Regards,

Dave

Man I wish I had a bigger dick!

Talk about the complete solo male!! 😀 😀

Thanks darwin. I have seen other guys do exactly this with the balls/sack rotation move in net vids a couple of years ago. I can only get my glans to just kiss my anus, butt the energies between them are quite nice when they do touch. That was some years ago... Is my perineum getting longer??...

Billy11, there is an alternative of sorts, stretch you balls' cremaster muscles and sperm ducts, as well as your scrotum skin, which is easier than penis lengthening, and gently stuff your elongated sack-full in your anus. I have seen that done too. Apparently the sensations there are highly orgasmic too!! 😀

all kinds of variations available all – chaque un a son gout

artform

I'm not even sure if this is innocuous (sth like testicular torsion comes to mind)? I also can't jerk off without being rock hard and I think it would be pretty desastrous getting it in this way and at the same time getting rock hard :0

This might be a more attainable option.
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That is, well, very interesting!

Woh! I didn't think that was even possible! LOL
I'm not sure I'd be able to do this though seeing as how my penis doesn't want to be flexible when rock hard. But now I'm wondering how many of us are going to try now that we've seen it done! LOL

Love_is

wow crazy stuff like most people would never thought anyone could do that , I did give a good try lol no luck sadly

i tried it once or twice a while ago and got just the tip inside. i came almost instantly.

my guess is that it would help to get your hole loose by using a dildo first.

darwin

Hmmm,
Checked myself out on this a couple of mornings ago. Too short. 🙁

One afternoon this week I walked into my wife's craft room and Oprah was on the TV with Bob Green (the fitness guy). Green said that for every 35 pounds of weight-loss a guy will gain an inch of penis length.

Despite the increase in pleasure, I wonder what life would be like if I only weighted 110 lbs. 😀

for every 35 pounds of weight-loss a guy will gain an inch of penis length.

I think he meant, that for every 35 pounds of weight loss, you can see another inch of penis length....
:rolleyes:

I've lost 42 pounds since Sept. and will admit that, in proportion, things do look different. But the main thing is that loss of some girth does help with flexibility and reach....

QV

Hmmm,
Checked myself out on this a couple of mornings ago. Too short. 🙁

One afternoon this week I walked into my wife's craft room and Oprah was on the TV with Bob Green (the fitness guy). Green said that for every 35 pounds of weight-loss a guy will gain an inch of penis length.

Despite the increase in pleasure, I wonder what life would be like if I only weighted 110 lbs. 😀

Everybody would be kicking sand in your face at the beach (RIP Jack LaLanne).

I must agree with Quo Vadis.
I have lost 14 kg/ 35lb since last September, things look a bit different.

I have not tried this technique but I think I would be like Rook, too short !
Not supple enough for sure.
Are there any contortionists on here who can look at a personally inserted Aneros
without the aid of a mirror ?

When I was around 20 this was my standard form of masturbation. Inserting my penis in my anus, then rubbing my nipples, feeling my penis swell inside me, stretching my anus, and eventually achieving orgasm that way. I was a virgin at the time and this was a real consolation--I was both fucking and being fucked. It was an extraordinary feeling.

Well darwin and Wu!! 😀 😀 😀

You have such extensive orgasmic talents! Do you still stretch this way on occasion?

Apropos my post above, today in the therapy hot tub I tried this and massaging the restraining ligaments that limit the external length of each penis. With about ten minutes of relaxation and massaging I did get my glans just in touch with my anus again. Buzz! Buzz! brothers!!

artform

I reckon anyone who admits to being able to do this is bragging.

I just wish!

My penis isn't that long, just 6 inches erect. but it can be stretched to that length when soft, and it should be soft when inserted. I then find that nipple play helps it swell and the glans locks it into place, so to speak.

When I was around 20 this was my standard form of masturbation. Inserting my penis in my anus, then rubbing my nipples, feeling my penis swell inside me, stretching my anus, and eventually achieving orgasm that way. I was a virgin at the time and this was a real consolation--I was both fucking and being fucked. It was an extraordinary feeling.

[COLOR="blue"]wuerstchen - u are one horny fuck if i may say so ...

- rip

Hehe. "Go fuck yourself"... literally.
I think I might be able to do it shortly after ejaculation, because then the penis will be swollen and not very erected.

OK, I nominate Lake83, Wu and Darwin for new Forum handles ....... "Hose1," "Hose2," and "Hose3" 🙂 😀

go ahead and admit the braggarts!

Hehe. "Go fuck yourself"... literally.

a.k.a. "doing the Dick Cheney".

It's all about technique...

For all of you average sized guys like me, you just need a little assistance. By assistance, I mean a bathtub and your own body weight. I'm not admitting that I tried this I'm just saying that I heard this technique works.

Step one, lubricate your butt and loosen it up a little because you'll want to avoid getting tears down there. Next, straddle the side of the tub by placing one foot inside the tub and one foot out. Place a towel that's been folded several times on the side of the tub to act as a cushion (I'll get the reason why in a second). Rotate you hanging but semi-hard penis approximately 180 degrees so that the underside of the penis is facing forward or away from your body. Next, tuck your penis between you leg and you balls. To clarify, if your penis normally rides to the left, rotate your penis 180 degrees counterclockwise and tuck to the left. Do the opposite if you ride to the right Note, a fully erect penis will not work, its got to be a semi or less.

You should now have you penis cupped in you hand with the heel of you hand at the base of the penis (near pubic bone) and the palm and fingers pushing it against you perineum. Now, sit down on the towel in such a manner that will allow you to use your body weight to assist your hand in pushing you penis further back towards you anus. If done correctly, a 6 inch penis should be about 1 to 1.5 inches or at least a dick head past the anus opening.

In this position, simply reach around with the free hand and start stuffing the head into the hole but be careful and take your time. This approach angle leaves little to be desired but it's as good as it's going to get. The saying "stick it up your ass sideways" comes to mind.

If you are successful with insertion, you can rock front to back on your hand to get more or less penetration (i.e. fuck yourself). On you first try, my guess is you'll last about as long as Darwin did.

Those are great tips Neubie!

It's all about technique...

For all of you average sized guys like me, you just need a little assistance. By assistance, I mean a bathtub and your own body weight. I'm not admitting that I tried this I'm just saying that I heard this technique works.

Step one, lubricate your butt and loosen it up a little because you'll want to avoid getting tears down there. Next, straddle the side of the tub by placing one foot inside the tub and one foot out. Place a towel that's been folded several times on the side of the tub to act as a cushion (I'll get the reason why in a second). Rotate you hanging but semi-hard penis approximately 180 degrees so that the underside of the penis is facing forward or away from your body. Next, tuck your penis between you leg and you balls. To clarify, if your penis normally rides to the left, rotate your penis 180 degrees counterclockwise and tuck to the left. Do the opposite if you ride to the right Note, a fully erect penis will not work, its got to be a semi or less.

You should now have you penis cupped in you hand with the heel of you hand at the base of the penis (near pubic bone) and the palm and fingers pushing it against you perineum. Now, sit down on the towel in such a manner that will allow you to use your body weight to assist your hand in pushing you penis further back towards you anus. If done correctly, a 6 inch penis should be about 1 to 1.5 inches or at least a dick head past the anus opening.

In this position, simply reach around with the free hand and start stuffing the head into the hole but be careful and take your time. This approach angle leaves little to be desired but it's as good as it's going to get. The saying "stick it up your ass sideways" comes to mind.

If you are successful with insertion, you can rock front to back on your hand to get more or less penetration (i.e. fuck yourself). On you first try, my guess is you'll last about as long as Darwin did.

[COLOR="blue"]even a clean ass just like every other part of the body is not sterile ...

- rip 😀

yeah, i've been thinking about that. i have had UTIs in the past, not from self-fuck, and they are NOT FUN.

d

Urinating following anal penetration may be insufficient to clean the pipes. Fact is that there are number of facultative organisms that will not be effected by the flow of urine. Better to be safe than sorry...use a condom.

BF Mayfield

Damn now we're taking all the fun out of it lol