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Attn; Aneros Management

Suggested warning label for your prostate massager products:

CAUTION: Do not use this product while driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery. May cause temporary blackouts or seizures that can result in the injury or death of yourself or others.

I mention this because I made the mistake of inserting a reduced-tail Helix before leaving to drive 90 minutes to a meeting. (Seemed like a good idea at the time.) Twenty minutes later, rolling down the interstate at 75 MPH in the fast lane, I had one of those big energy waves or whatever you want to call it that almost blinded me. I recovered and pulled off the road. Removing the Helix at that location was awkward, to say the least.

If I'd been on a motorcycle this incident could have been disastrous.

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Dave


   
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Can you divulge further this temporary blindness? I don't understand something, is it that you experience blindness during a normal aneros session? By the way, usually "injury" is before "death" on warning labels 🙂


   
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I understand "visual aberrations." My best Super-Os are visual however those overlay my usual visual field and are not "blinding." Definitely best enjoyed when relaxed and horizontal. Sponteneous visuals sometimes appear after these but are soft and muted -- usually on the fringes of my field of view. I've never been "disabled" from any of these but they are distracting. Perhaps a warning is appropriate.

Something like.... if one experiences visual disturbances during or after an orgasmic experience, plan your massage sessions so as to not conflict with driving or operation of heavy machinery ....

Oh yeah, just for info, I'm a diagnosed migraineur who gets aura without any pain (another doc says I have Cortical Spreading Depression -- CSD) jm2cw.


   
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Don't mean to goad the topic with curiosity... well I guess I'm gonna do that anyway... Rook, what kind of visuals do you see?


   
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i havent experienced anytjing major yet, but tothis date ive had sparkles and flashes, flashes usally occur when i get close to the edge and my legs start shaking a little bit ( ive never actually made it to the other side) its like a flash of light, things suddenly get a lot brighter but only for a mikrosecond or so, and they go off sporadicly. Sparkles are prickly white dots that are outside the normal visual area and reminds me of stars on a black night sky, if u watched articwolves instruction videos and others know that invols can get VERY violent and nasty, luckily ive been spared so far ( body shaking incontrollable)


   
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Don't mean to goad the topic with curiosity... well I guess I'm gonna do that anyway... Rook, what kind of visuals do you see?

Nothing sensual or porn -- one's quite spiritual . the other is more photographic -- perhaps something from an amusement park when I was a child. Been meaning to post it to Blog -- so will get busy and put it up in about an hour.


   
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Can you divulge further this temporary blindness? I don't understand something, is it that you experience blindness during a normal aneros session? By the way, usually "injury" is before "death" on warning labels 🙂

Korkelz,

I'm usually in bed at night with the lights off when using the massager. The visual effects I typically get at 'peaks' are light flashes and colors. The effect I got while driving earlier this week was more like loss of focus and increased brightness -- could not see the road, just a blur. Obviously, I won't be using the Helix while driving anymore.

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So it doesnt just mess with your visuals and motor control, it also mess with your balancing organ creating a floating sensation, and sometimes i hear sounds too, and when you get to the heavy stuff it's like being on an really bad lsd trip with being outside your body and stuff


   
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So it doesnt just mess with your visuals and motor control, it also mess with your balancing organ creating a floating sensation, and sometimes i hear sounds too, and when you get to the heavy stuff it's like being on an really bad lsd trip with being outside your body and stuff

I've been blessed this year in avoiding the inner ear problems (loud rushing sounds and balance difficulties). I was getting those frequently in the fall of '09 (high stress period in my life, probably due to spouse's health). Being gentle with the session as the arousal (energy ?) builds seems to have helped. I've not had a jaw clench or painful face clench this year either. Those "wrong turns" were aura generators and orgasm killers.


   
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So it doesnt just mess with your visuals and motor control, it also mess with your balancing organ creating a floating sensation, and sometimes i hear sounds too, and when you get to the heavy stuff it's like being on an really bad lsd trip with being outside your body and stuff

Cyrez,

Yeah, that's why I avoid the super-o business as much as I can. I guess for people who've never been on a bad LSD trip, the association isn't there and everything is fine and dandy.

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Dave


   
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