Originally Posted By: reddevil1999
Smoothboy mentioned about feeling no guilt in using the Aneros, Truth Is I do feel guilty about using the aneros, I'm a very recent born again christian and it is considered a sin to masturbate, however I find it very addictive, I know we all sin but that doesnt give me the right to think I can sin all I want because God will forgive me, I feel it is my duty to try and beat my addictiveness to the aneros, porn and my nasty smoking habbit, I guess I'm just curious how many people here really believe in Jesus and If they do, Are you ok with using the aneros?
You guys are funny for you forum antics - its fake, i'm aware
It is a hoax for sure - this forum is maintained by paid employess of aneros - . The design of the aneros is not really that great - I have one, it doesn't do much. I don't get much out of it, and I have used other things in me (my fingers, markers etc) that do feel good. First of all, it sticks at the entrance due to a sort of ridged area at the opening, so IT DOES NOT slide in and out easily. In fact, it rather seems to just kind of vaccum in, and is hard to get out.
So employees of aneros, congratulations on perpetrating one of the biggest intenet hoaxes (many sex toys are hoaxes - its allright, most don;t do much). I know your industry relies on writing you own reviews, posing as customers, and giving sites kickbacks to "review" your product. I understand these are just your jobs, but try to have some conscience, and when you quit your unfulfulling job here, blow the whistle on Aneros.
I'm not mad at you employees per se, but more the management of your company. I understand this is just your crappy job. I'mm mad at your management: why don't they just try and make an actually good sex toy? I mean if you were actually trying to stimulate the perineum for example, you wouldn't make some little, skimpy, sharp plasting thing to poke into it. Make it broader and softer. Same goes for the supposed prostate stimulator part - its just too skinny to actually work, if one looks closely. The part facing the prostate is a thin ridge, nothing of the sort to pad and masage a prostate.
But You guys got methough , nice job with the sale. I propose to salvage your consciences though, that you actually start making better toys (i think you are doing that). Use your ill-gotten gains for good, in other words. Most companies got rich through some deceit or another, so its normal.
All the best (and bitterness)
LOL how many employees do you think this company has? 100? 200? 10000?
Man you're the joke, not us 🙂
Originally Posted By: FleshJoe
LOL how many employees do you think this company has? 100? 200? 10000?Man you're the joke, not us 🙂
I know you are an employee- every body talks the same here - like they use the same vocabuluary, have the same way of talking - its allright, its your job
you guys are funny should go and hit the bong for a few more tokes, you jackass moron!
Hey "kramer" - i know you are not a normal user - because they would reply with sympathy to mee - most normal people don't want to get scammed - thats all I'm saying.
Your reaction gives you away, because you are so harsh. I really shouldn't debate with you too much, you will probably do more of the same.
I feel bad though too. I mean - i don't want you to get less money over the idea gettign out that Aneros is not what it is said to be by the employoed forum posters). Sometimes I think - o, that sucks, what if it really isn't a hoax - but unless I can get you to change your vocabulary more from post to post (the way you use English - every body ha s acertain pattern), I have all the more reason to remain unconvinced of the validity of this aneros thingy. (in addition to the fact that the product looks/sounds neat, but really doesn't work)
To clarify my position for any real potential customer : The Aneros doesn't actually work, most posting are fake - they are too similiar to be from different people.
Sayonara
Hey dude, I'm right with you on this Aneros bullshit scam. I got one too and it doesn't do shit, I wasted 86 fucking dollars on this thing. I get better results with a ten dollar dildo from the local smut shack. That's pretty amusing if you think I'm an employee, or the 100's of other posters here, of Aneros. Are you a paranoid schitzo? And one more thing, create your own thread for this silly second grade bullshit, this is supposed to be a topic on religious bullshit.
I forgot my name i posted as before, but I'm the guy you're yelling at-
if you were real customer, you would have more sympathy ffor what i say - no one wants to be scammed- i was
now please reply with some talking points about aneros
or try to make me seem ganged up on by pther users, or condemned by the cool "dude" saying guy as uncool
Conspiacy theroist douchebag! Medication might be in order for your rapidly dilapidating mental condition!
A SCAM! that made me chuckle, I used to get pissed of with the Aneros when I first had it I tried it for 15 months and chucked it in the bin, then a few days later routed it out of the bin and tried again, Its takes time but patience is vital, It pays off in the end
To All Users,
It's pretty clear that we're being victimized by one or two guys here that get their kicks from screaming "fire" in a crowded theater. There is NO WAY that any of these guys have EVER used the Aneros. If there are any fakes out there...it should be very clear to all who they are.
It's interesting how they throw out a bunch of garbage that's intended to prevent you from saying anything in response too. It's like they're saying anything that you possible can say to me will label you as a confederate or "paid employee" . It's hilarious, this guy Kramer tried to agree with them and he got slammed too. (Frankly, I've got my doubts about him at this point also).
For the record the Aneros has receieved glowing reviews in numerous magazines world wide. Oh, I know what these "crashers" will say, it's was all paid advertizing, right?
Everyone here should know that this happens from time to time in ANY forum. What we're witnessing here are the same people that pulled wings off of butterflies when they were kids, and then grew up to hack websites. They LIVE off of the upset that they create. Guys like this would never get anything out of the Aneros. THIS EXCHANGE, this "hit and run stuff", and making everyone angry, is the ONLY thing that turns them on.
You're sad and pathetic.
I think maybe you should show him more sympathy - he just genuinely thinks he got a bit scammed, and he was (aneros doesn't work). He just wants to let others know, so they don't buy something that will not work
As to this forum being cooked by the aneros company: of course it is, it is from their company website. Never trust forums maintained for a product by the very company that makes them, Companiies review their own stuff online all the time: its common.
Show him more sympathy....and you are SUCH a sympathetic guy. Again, your comments are nothing more than a farce. The one consolation to us all in your "speaking out" here in the forum is that it has likely saved some butterflies from an untimely death!
Regarding the integrity of on line reviews, the Aneros has been reviewed and lauded on line, in magazines, on television and radio...by reputable sources who have no vested interest in this product. The Aneros record speaks for itself, as does yours!
The way Im see it, If it was a scam surely they would have been caught out by now? Dont believe if you dont want to but the Aneros DOES work, just give it a chance and follow the great advice on here and you will get great results
p.s
When I said 15 months I meant 15 minutes
I was listening to a biblical radio show on my drive home today. The guy was talking about the DEBT we all supposedly OWE to GOD. How unless we are perfect all the time from when we are born to when we die, we all OWE this DEBT, and can NEVER pay it off, no matter what we do.
Well, since we all owe this debt apparently, and no matter how little debt we have we still cant pay it off, it seems logical to me to have a really HIGH debt! So go sin all you want.
Personally I don't buy into superstitious belief systems. Since the dawn of man (long before modern religions came to be) we have been asking ourselves 3 questions:
Where did we come from? Why are we here? What happens when we die?
These 3 questions have driven religious belief systems to where they are today. It is our curious nature that drives us to ask these questions, so it would seem that our own evolution has directly driven the evolution of religion.
And as we learn more about our own reality, the mainstream religious sects align themselves to conform to these scientific truths. Thus, continuing the evolutionary cycle of religion.
Originally Posted By: gourdy
I was listening to a biblical radio show on my drive home today. The guy was talking about the DEBT we all supposedly OWE to GOD. How unless we are perfect all the time from when we are born to when we die, we all OWE this DEBT, and can NEVER pay it off, no matter what we do.Well, since we all owe this debt apparently, and no matter how little debt we have we still cant pay it off, it seems logical to me to have a really HIGH debt! So go sin all you want.
Personally I don't buy into superstitious belief systems. Since the dawn of man (long before modern religions came to be) we have been asking ourselves 3 questions:
Where did we come from? Why are we here? What happens when we die?
These 3 questions have driven religious belief systems to where they are today. It is our curious nature that drives us to ask these questions, so it would seem that our own evolution has directly driven the evolution of religion.
And as we learn more about our own reality, the mainstream religious sects align themselves to conform to these scientific truths. Thus, continuing the evolutionary cycle of religion.
Hi Gourdy -
Thank you for bringing this thread back on track from its derailed state the last few days.
As a Believer, I shudder at many of the radio "Bible" shows - who are living forty to fifty years in the past and who make no apparent effort to relate to the culture of today. Even their speech is archiaic, causing them to sound stilted and weird. No doubt they mean well, but as no one can understand them except veteran Believers, they are preaching to the choir and alienating those they supposed are trying to reach out to.
In response to your thoughts on superstitious belief systems, I urge you to consider a belief in and relationship with your Creator separately from the status quo so-called world religions.
A true relationship like this one is timeless and outside the bounds of fashions and trends. Not to say that we don't change, but as the laws of nature stay the same, take for instance gravity or thermodynamics - so the Creator is immutable, or timeless.
To support my position that there is a Creator, I recycle part of an earlier post:
...the academic scientific community here in the United States and possibly elsewhere is grappling right now with what they have come to call "irreducible complexity". That is, that there is no way everything we see could be chaulked up to mere happenstance. There are a myriad examples of this.
For us in the forum - think of what is involved to create the prostate pleasure center we experience and write about here. Could something like this evolve? I'd sooner expect a Chevrolet Suburban to evolve itself in the parking lot of my local mall than all the ingredients needed to form the nerve pathway alone to be able to figure itself out. Our nervous system is irreducibly (if that's correct usage of the word) complex - hence, a Creator had to have designed it (and wrap your brain around this one)...for us.
People have a tendency to confuse spirituality and religion. A rich relationship with one's Maker transcends the shabby rags of denomination. It has nothing to do with being Baptist, Buddhist, Catholic, Lutheran, Muslim, Hindu, or Prebsyterian - rather it's going back to the one-on-one relationship enjoyed by Adam and Eve in that garden paradise. Organized religion can't touch that.
I would encourage you, Gourdy, and anyone reading this post to eliminate the "mainstream" religion from their spiritual considerations. Eliminate the static.
Go straight to the Creator. It is possible.