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Wandering_Smoke
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Hello everybody. I wonder if you could help me out with this. I have a pretty nice collection of Aneros toys, and I live alone so I leave them out. Sort of on display for myself. For the last couple years I've been hanging them off of the soap dish in the shower. That would be a perfect spot, but I'm getting tired of moving them whenever I take a shower. That and they don't all fit anymore, now that I have a Classic Helix and a 950. So I've been looking for some kind of rack that I can hang them all off of. Something that looks good. I thought a toothbrush holder would work, but I haven't found anything that'll hold them all yet. Any suggestions you have are greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Here are a couple pics so you can get an idea what I'm looking for.
Here is the soap dish in the shower, that holds most of them.

Here are a couple toothbrush holders I found on eBay. I've got an interesting sense of humor, and I HAD to buy these things when I saw them 😛 First was this skunkette. It's like she's saying, 'would you like to try this one today, sir?' The picture turned out great so I made it my new avatar 😉

I laughed my ass off when I saw the cat. I instantly saw the tail and P-tab of the Helix Classic sticking out, making a kind of visual double entendre. Unfortunately the opening isn't big enough, so I just keep the smaller (next to smallest of the 4) Peridise that I occasionally sleep with, in there.


   
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Wandering_Smoke,

This Stainless Steel Bar Pull should accommodate all your present and future Aneros massagers.
Good Vibes to You !


   
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Hi @rumel Thanks for the suggestion. That's just too big though. And it's wall mount. I'm looking for something free standing, so I can pick the whole thing up and put it away if I have company. I suppose I should have mentioned that.


   
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Of course. I couldn't think of anything for a month. Then when I make a thread asking for suggestions, I find the perfect thing. A free-standing toilet paper holder is PERFECT. It's wide enough to hold all the current models that will hang, without having any touch each other. The bar is the right diameter. And there are some good looking or humorous ones out there.

Anyways, thanks 🙂 Feel free to comment if you have any suggestions, or if you have a display of your own to share.


   
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @wandering_smoke

I'm moving to my own place and am wondering about the same thing. Right now they're in various mesh bags. Maybe I'll look at tobacco pipe holders. 🙂


   
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Unfortunately foto upload failed.

My Sophomore 'Principles of Engineering' course opened with the statement, "When both problems and resources are the same, the various solutions will also be the same."

-- Keep the mesh bag (quick to remove when the housekeeper is coming or just before my wife is expecting her friends and asks that I clear out the most gross evidence of my kinks.)

-- I keep my shower-shot nozzle, lube and with a pair of favorite toys in a shower caddy. (Amazon or Bed-Bath & Beyond carry a variety).


   
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@euphemistic I take it that means you liked the pictures? If you liked those, check out the toilet paper holder I decided to get XD http://www.ebay.com/itm/151560245979 It's perfect because I can put the Tempo and a Peridise in his antlers. And the toilet paper bar thing is made of wood, so it looks good without a roll of TP on it. "Rivers Edge Products" has lots of cool stuff like that. It's too bad there aren't any female ones. I'd buy a fox in a heartbeat. But I'm not complaining 😉

Congratulations on getting a place of your own. It's nice being able to have a session wherever you want whenever you want.
Pipe holders are an excellent idea! I'd like to see pics of whatever you get, if you wouldn't mind sharing.

@rook Yeah, the picture uploader here didn't work for me either. That's why I used TinyPic. How long has that function been broken?


   
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Is that Bullwinkle, @Wandering_smoke? Yes I laughed out loud when I saw your racks.

Here's some that I'm considering: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_10?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=pipe+rack+tobacco&sprefix=Pipe+rack+%2Caps%2C1322


   
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@euphemistic It's not Bullwinkle. Just some random moose. That would be funny though. Especially if Rocky was there lol. That company also sells a horse (Mr Horse? lol) alligator, dog, bear, chicken, duck, parrot and a deer with a camo hat and an orange hunting jacket. All those characters in other things too.

Those are nice. I had no idea they made racks for multiple pipes. I think I'll skip the moose TP holder and get one of those instead. Those TP holders are about 20 inches tall. That's alot bigger than I really want.


   
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Hi @euphemistic Thanks to you I spent a few hours wandering around eBay, looking at every single pipe rack, holder and stand that was listed. I found the perfect one for me (not toon related, but I'm not saying what it is until I win it). Then today I saw one that you might be interested in. I'd buy it myself if I didn't want the other one more. Anyways, check out this beautiful old piece of craftsmanship http://www.ebay.com/itm/141571795734

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For some reason I can't get the address to post correctly. It keeps adding "&nbsp" to the end. Just delete that and you'll get the eBay page.

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Just for good measure, I'll leave my search links here. I only narrowed the searches using keyword filters. That way anybody looking will get ALL the good results, with minimal other crap.

Pipe holder.
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_ipg=200&_nkw=pipe+holder+-threader+-bender+-roller+-exhaust+-tap+-clamp+-hair+-motorcycle+-toilet+-fuel+-towel+-coat+-candle+-flower+-oem+-carb+-yamaha+-die&LH_PrefLoc=3&_sop=10

Pipe stand.
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_sop=10&_ipg=200&_nkw=pipe+stand+-threader+-bender+-roller+-jack+-press+-tube+-clamp+-chain+-toilet+-towel+-leather+-ridgid+-oil+-folding+-sumner+-anvil+-exhaust&rt=nc&LH_PrefLoc=3

Pipe rack.
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_sop=10&_nkw=pipe+rack+-truck+-oem+-raymond+-towel+-toilet+-hose+-line+-coat+-scaffold+-fluid+-clothing+-casters+-manifold+-bumper+-clamp&LH_PrefLoc=3&_ipg=200&rt=nc

I also looked at rubber stamp holders. They're not fancy looking, but they're kinda cool.
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=rubber+stamp+holder&_ipg=200&rt=nc


   
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@Wandering_smoke, you're name suits you now that you are getting a pipe stand 🙂 That's why I thought of it in the first place.

The treasure chest stand is beautiful but it's a new reproduction according to the description. I think I'll wait until I move into my own place and decide on the feng shui. Can't wait to see what you get if you win.


   
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Thanks @euphemistic *bows humbly* I did smoke for most of my life, until I quit about a year ago. I even smoked a pipe (tobacco and green) many years ago. So that is part of it. But the name Wandering_Smoke actually has a few meanings.

Well...the rack I wanted won't work *sigh* I just noticed that it has 6 spots on the top part, and 8 on the bottom. That would make everything sit crooked. So I might get that wooden one with the box after-all. But I don't have a Progasm, or any non-Aneros toys, so I don't really need the box. That and I want a display with 6 spots. ...I dunno. I'll look through everything again in a couple days. ...Man that sucks. That brass plated one would have been perfect since I cut the tails off of all but one of my massagers . It's a very compact display (rubber stamp holder, apparently). Here's a link to it. http://www.ebay.com/itm/201282761843/


   
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