Fuck machine.

Posted by: @helghast

Do any of you hornballs own or have experience with fuck machines?

I don't have any experience with such machines but here are a few threads which do talk about them : My Sex Machine Experiences, Any Dildo Machine Owners? Anybody tried one?, Has anyone used a rocking fuck-chair? or a fuck-machine? & Powerful fireworks, and how they happened. Maybe you'll get some useful information from them.

Good Vibes to You!

@rumel Thanks Rumel,always the man with the info at the fingertips.

Wife likes this but I’m unsure about being limited to two toys.

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/bondage/sex-swings-machines/sex-machines/p/the-cowgirl-premium-remote-and-app-controlled-riding-sex-machine/a37794g70015.html

@helghast 

From, ahem, past online video research, two would be all you'd need with this model. One for internal massage and one for external. Also, pretty sure the attachments for the other similar machines on the market would fit this one, but obviously I can't verify this. 

@helghast 
My wife has the Sybian machine.  We have had it for probably 15 years, bought it with a Venus 2000 for me.  Heavy duty, very well built machines.  Can’t compare it to anything else performance wise as it’s the only machine we’ve owned like this so I can only attest to its durability. I’m sure there are a lot of reviews online. A lot of fun, your wife will love it !

https://sybian.com/

@helghast a friend of mine had a few machines from Lovebotz.com and he really liked them.  The company's site shows several variations but he preferred the extended rod version over his saddle model.  To him, it was more versatile accommodating different positions including standing over it.  His saddle model was also good but with limited possibilities.

His lady partner, at the time, used to enjoy a double penetration attachment which, apparently, was sending her to the moon.  He had started with a 6 in dildo and eventually graduated to a 7.5 in version.  I wasn't supposed to know any of this but...  

Good luck in your hunt and have fun!

@zentai 

I spotted the perineum grill in front of the toy lol,which itself looks thick and bulbous. Seems like a program without the ability to fall out since your weight takes care of that. And one could relax perched on that. It’s funny,as soon as i saw it,I thought of session,not a woman riding it hahahaha

@ggringo

Well,the ‘thrusting’ type was what I originally thought of,then I seen this and thought it could work. We will search around though. Maybe a thruster would be more versatile. I hadn’t thought of them having a dp attachment. That would cool for the wife. Damn,she could give a bj during that,it would be like a gangbang hehe a foursome! 😉

There are several thruster/vibrator device which are a lower cost alternative — have one from Adam and Eve toys which works well but doesn’t move much - 6”l x 1.5”d and has a good suction cup. The other one is called the Max from Mahia toys and moves more agressively! Both have remote controls which select three thrusting speeds and seven vibration patterns. The former is on a short cable with the actual power is from four AA batteries - the latter is wireless and both the thruster and remote are rechargeable. Former sells for around $60 while the latter varies from $120 and up! Both are a bit noisy so discretion may be an issue!

@fred27

Yes i’m learning from reviews that they can be a little noisy,strange in 2022 that they haven’t quieted down some. But that’s not a big issue. I found this one too. It’s got lots of dildos and a vagina cup. It reliability and versatility I’d like for the money. I thought it would be bigger.

https://uk.jessky.com/videos-female-automatic-sex-machine-with-bluetooth-photograph-and-video-swept-the-world-female-masturbation-0-450times-min-telescopic-fucking-machines-p0196.html

@trigger 

Oh you’re here! You posted yesterday,I saw it in the drop down notification box,but when I came on the post,your comment was gone! And now it’s reappeared today where it should have been lol The forum is weird at the minute lol

Anyway,the Sybian and the cowgirl seem to bear similarities. One looks mounted and one not,at least on the pictures of my quick browse of your link,I’ll look in more depth later. Does your wife like the Sybian? Have you used it for prostate play? Whatever we get will be for both of use to use. 

I would happily build my own mechanical version if I knew how or had an associate that could do it. 

I keep wondering if the one's I've seen in action could tell us the specs.

Have fun in your quest fella, it's gonna be a blast.  When you get it let me know about rental fees, heh heh.

@glandrake 

They seem quite common place now,i don’t know if it would be easier to just buy on than build one. 
Rental fees for what? The machine? The wife? Maybe me? Specifics are life  Hahahahhaha 😉

@helghast 

Yes I’m here, the forum has been quite the challenge lately.  My wife does like the Sybian, she rides it alone sometimes (love to be a fly on the wall and watch that !)

I sit on the edge of the bed and she gives me a blow job while she rides. Have to cut my post short, seems this is all the text I can write or else I get a message reply error???

@helghast - the machine of course.  Laughs at other options suggested.

Posted by: @trigger

she rides it alone sometimes (love to be a fly on the wall and watch that !)

I bet,that sounds super hot! Maybe she’s take a short recording one day and hook you up while you’re at work. 😉

Ill shop around for a lower price,we might start with one of these cowgirl types. The toy rotates,that’s gotta be good for prostate massage aswell as for women. 

Posted by: @helghast

Posted by: @trigger

she rides it alone sometimes (love to be a fly on the wall and watch that !)

I bet,that sounds super hot! Maybe she’s take a short recording one day and hook you up while you’re at work. 😉

Actually, I have received similar videos at work from her, and yeah super hot ! It’s like a holy shit moment, I’ve hit the mother load !

I didn’t finish your original question about using the Sybian for prostate play.  I have not, and duh, I never thought of it !  So thank you, I’ll give it a whirl.

Good luck with your shopping.

Btw you posted a while back about the possibility of your wife’s friend watching your prostate play, did that ever happen and I missed the post or ?

@trigger 

Posted by: @trigger

Actually, I have received similar videos at work from her, and yeah super hot

So cool bro,the wife sent me lots of masturbation videos over the years just to wind me up and wreck my day,I couldn’t focus the rest of the day lol

Posted by: @trigger

I didn’t finish your original question about using the Sybian for prostate play.

Yea give it a bash,I think it would work quite well. 

Posted by: @trigger

Btw you posted a while back about the possibility of your wife’s friend watching your prostate play, did that ever happen and I missed the post or ?

Yes,it did happen. A little while back now,between being really busy after Xmas,forum issue’s and my absolute distain for writing long posts,I hadn’t got around to it,but I’ve been writing in stages and will post soon 🙂 Nothing wrong with your memory 😉

Posted by: @helghast

Nothing wrong with your memory

I doubt anyone on this forum who has read your posts has forgotten that little nugget!

@helghast Try it before you buy it? F'n Machine Fun

@helical How did you know we can rent fuck machines? Helical,you dirty little dog! Haha 😉

Ah,we’ll just buy one,I’m sure they change the toy,( I hope! ) but the  wife would never go for a machine that someone has used no matter how much it’s been cleaned haha but thanks. Ha ha rent a fuck machine,who’d have thought! 

Posted by: @helical

@helghast Try it before you buy it? F'n Machine Fun

Wants, Glandrake does.  Sighs dejectedly 'cus he's stuck in middle america. 

Wait, that's the ticket.  Perhaps he can become the american support coordinator.  Wishes & horses, nods.

@glandrake

If he want,he should get! 
What is middle America? Is that like conservative?  

The company rents only within the UK I believe.  Whether caught up in the Middle East’s, or Middle West’s (US) gyre of the religious and political right, it’s not hard to feel stuck in the doldrums.

Sorry, I didn't say that correctly. 

Middle America was my way of saying that I'm stuck in the "middle" of the country.  Specifically Iowa, also known as the midwest.

No reflection on religion or politics.  I try to stay out of all that stuff.

My laments about being unable to rent equipment from the linked site for fmachinefun.  Thought it would be funny to suggest I could be their representative for a U.S. market that doesn't exist.  Hence the wishes & horses reference.

Meanwhile, I'll keep fantasizing that I'm the lucky dog in the videos I see getting done by the machine, heh heh.

@helical I was always led to believe those types were the most ‘perverse’ hahaha

@glandrake 

Find it hard to believe nowhere in merica rents this stuff out. 
We did a little naughty research for videos. When we saw the rotation in full swing whiles she’s squirting,at 3-3.5 mins in,we both said simultaneously “we’re having that!” Hahaha and it’s ordered. I swear I could feel twang in the gland watching that 🙂

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fbaa02345814

I've always wanted to get a hi-smith fucking machine but they are out of my budget for the time being...They are pretty quiet based on the few videos I've seen of them in use...they still make noise of course but probably wouldn't be absolutely noticeable if you live in an apartment or with others.

@logik People probably wouldn’t figure out what the noise was anyways. Would they lol? Is there not a lower prices machine out there?