USPS tracking says it's out for delivery. My wife has just left to run some errands, meaning that I will have some time alone. I'm thinking of running out to the drug store for a syringe for lube and maybe an enema kit. I think I'll use the Astro Glide that we already have. Maybe another quick check on the forums in case people are strongly against it.
I hope this isn't one of those days that the mail comes at 5:00. Or maybe it will be a day that the male comes at 5:00.