This is mine. Curious to see what others have, and sorta what they find most enjoyable (or least enjoyable) are.
AMAZING:
L'amourose Rosa Rouge (9.5/10)
Aneros Progasm Ice (9/10)
Godemiche Ambit Dildo (9/10)
Aneros Eupho Syn (9/10)
Tantus Cowboy Bronco Plug (9/10)
nJoy 2.0 Plug (9/10)
Tantus Twist Plug (9/10)
VERY GOOD:
Tantus Juice Plug (8/10)
Tantus Neo Plug (8/10)
Aneros Progasm Jr (8/10)
Aneros Peridise (2nd smallest) (8/10)
Aneros DeVice (8/10)
nJoy Eleven (8/10)
nJoy Pure Wand (8/10)
Lelo Hugo (8/10)
GOOD:
nJoy large Plug (7/10)
Tantus P Spot Dildo (7/10)
Icicles no 14 (7/10)
AVERAGE:
Aneros Maximus (6/10)
Tantus Silk Dildo (6/10)
Icicles no 47 (5/10)
POOR:
Godemiche Large Plug-B (3/10)
Aneros Eupho Classic (3/10)
Aneros Tempo (2/10)
Aneros Helix (2/10)
Aneros MGX/Classic (1/10)
Godemiche Small Plug-B (0/10)
Aneros Peridise (smallest) (0/10)
Aneros Peridise (3rd largest) (0/10)
Aneros Peridise (4th largest) (0/10)
AWFUL:
Icicles no 25 (NOT RECOMMENDED - too small of a base)
DON'T KNOW:
Colt Big Boy Plug (??/10 - too big for me to use more than once or twice ever!)
What's in your box?
Just bought the Godemiche Ambit from your recommendation. I can't wait to have fun with it. Any tips on using it? This will be the biggest dildo I have used.
Bizarre that the helix is considered not good for you... its like the most popular device for most people in terms of how effective it is....
even more bizarre is the fact you list the eupho syn as amazing and yet the eupho classic as poor, theyre 99% the same, in fact most poeple report the syns as being far less effective than the classics. Im actually a little amazed by this thread.
@Kb520 - It's big, but I find it very comfortable. The head part is just a little bigger than the shaft, so once that's in there's a nice comfortable full feeling, and it has a way of settling into the right spot. As for tips on using it, it is probably just personal preference but I like to just lay there and observe how it makes me feel - notice the subtle movements and subtle sensations or pressure on things inside me. I've tried "riding" it and more of a fucking motion, and it is fun sometimes, but just not how I usually play.
@The_Fury - I know!!!! The Helix was maybe the 3rd toy I got, and I thought for sure it would be great cause it has such good reviews. I sometimes get good feelings, and maybe a small orgasm... sometimes. Just doesn't work for me. And yeah, the eupho's are the same shape, so seems odd that the Syn works so well and the Classic sucks for me. Who knows, maybe one day it will just start working (I used to think the Pro Jr and Maximus sucked too, but over the last few weeks I've had some really good sessions with both of those that didn't compare to any previous sessions with them).
My box: Eupho, Helix, Progasm&Jr
have tried NJoy & Nexus tools - didn't like them as much as aneros products so binned them.
thanks for the 'tips'! Enjoy the Journey
I've got...
A Fleshjack Turbo Ice
Fleshjack Mouth w/Super-tight WW insert
Fleshjack Pilot
All amazing, when you want a good stroke - the Turbo is particularly intense, don't last any time in there tbh! I got the shower mount, too, so I get some good ball swinging fuck action out of them too if I feel the need..
6" dildo is also good when I wanna grind on something or just feel full back there as I jerk off.
Prostate toys...
Nexus Glide
Nexus Vibro
(Both disappointing, the bullet broke in the Vibro after only being used a few times and the Glide gave me next to no sensation)
Aneros Helix Syn up next
Progasm Jr
Progasm Ice - think this is going to be my new favourite!
I just added a Lovense Hush. Pretty fucking wonderful to have a smartphone remote on the thing. I've already enjoyed having favorite rock tunes drive it. And I'm delightfully surprised by how fabulous it is to make my one pattern moving from none to subtle endlessly, repeating very two seconds, like a heart rate. For a tight ass like me, the smaller 1.5" model still goes in tight, but I'm getting better at opening up to it.
I have a these Aneros models - Helix Classic, Progasm Ice and a Trident Eupho. Also have a Lovense Edge which has powerful vibrators that work independently. One for the prostate and one for the perineum. The feature on the app that lets someone else control the toy is amazing.
Currently -
Njoy Pfun
Pure Wand
Plug 2.0
Not as much as there used to be.
Top Tier)
1. SquarePeg Milk'It. This is the first thing I ever felt a P-Wave with
2. MyStim "Flexing Flavio" electrode. Didn't quite make it, but the closest thing that got there without going over.
3. HIH 950. Wear it all the time. I never really got anywhere with it, yet, but it's still good for kegels.
4. Aneros Peridise (both of the 2-pack ones). Same as above, wear it all the time, and occasionally get a little bit of milking done when I have to go take a leak. Also had my first real wet dream wearing it overnight. No waking O's yet, though.
Mid-Tier)
1. SquarePeg Mega Milk'It. Just a little too much for sessions, but sometimes when you're in a mood...
2. Aneros MGX Trident. Some days the ribbing is just a little too intense, and the tabs poke a little too hard.
3. Aneros Vice. The silicone is nice and comfortable, but after months and months of SR, it gets pushed out on its own too easily.
4. Aneros Progasm Red. Same as the two above. Tabs are too rough and it just pops out after a while.
Bottom-Tier)
1. E-Stim Systems "MJ" and Flanged probes. I mean, they work like they're supposed to, but there's no focus of conductivity. They're good for a little bit of sphincter muscle toning, but it doesn't feel pleasurable, exactly.
2. Lelo Billy. It's a good vibe, but doesn't want to stay in place and I can't seem to hit the right spot with it.
3. Lelo Hugo. Same. Plus the battery life issue. By the time it starts to feel good, it dies.
4. Njoy Pure Wand. Everyone said this was the best thing ever, but I guess I just don't get it. I can't find the right rhythm or right amount of pressure to use.
No Rating) In no particular order
1. Aneros Eupho Syn. Again, everyone says its the best thing ever, but I haven't figured it out yet. Not ready to give up on it though. This'll go in one of the other three categories eventually.
2. Bad Dragon "Crash" in Small. This was a gift. Sometimes I get an oral fixation and this is just the right size. Plus the sentimental value, it being from who it came from.
3. Hot Octopuss (yes, two "S") Pulse III Duo. Being on SR as long as I have, this thing hasn't come out as much. I probably ought to bring it out again and get some edging in with it one day.
4. Bad Dragon "Anthro Shark" masturbation sleeve. Another present. BD does this "Birthstone of the Month" limited run of colors, and this was given to me in the "Peridot" color. Again with the "I don't use it much because of the SR" thing.
5. Fleshjack Kevin Warhol dildo/sleeve combo. I've had kind of a crush on him for a long time. I never even took these out of the packaging, didn't want to start wearing them out because I don't know how long FL is going to keep making them. Maybe I'll get a second set one day to use.
6. Rhinio RBX-3. This is a direct-from-China therapeutic prostate device. It's not quite TENS, not quite EMS. It's a unique kind of electric pulse, the manual calls it "electromagnetic" but I don't think that's quite right either. It doesn't make any muscles contract like E-Stim devices do, but you can feel 'something' if you crank it up high enough (the manual says you're not supposed to feel anything, so if you have it that high then its too high). So far the only benefit I've gotten out of it is improved blood flow, but I hear there's more to be had.
I got mine domestically from HappyStimUSA. Say hi to Gary. http://www.happystim-usa.com/catalog/i896.html
@shockedwaves I looked at the Tantus Twist on Amazon, and reviews range from "Too Big/Too Rigid" (one guy said it made him bleed) to "Too Small". Any comment on that? I mean I'd give it a shot for the $12 pricetag, but I want to hear a little more from someone who's put it at the top of his list.
Fleshlight Ice
Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage
Lelo Hugo
NJoy Pure Wand
Helix Syn
Helix Syn Trident
Progasm
Tempo
Maximus Trident
Eupho Trident
i've been fooling around with an njoy wand. still haven't figure it out exactly, but it's fun.
I now have a Godemiche Ambit but I cant get it to fit unfortunately.
This is more in order of when I bought them as opposed to my personal preference:
-Rocks-off Naughty Boy prostate massager: I actually got my first two prostate orgasms from this, more than I can say for the Aneros but I am hopeful. That said, it's a lot of work, and I never had any regular success with it. I've tried a few times since trying out the Aneros but haven't got back there yet.
-Fun Factory Cobra Libre II: probably my favorite penis vibrator, definitely gives you a different sensation. Not perfect, but I'd definitely recommend it over any of the other designs
-Hot Octopus Pulse III: good for a quick one but I have my problems with it, and it's hard to use hands-free.
-We-Vibe Tango bullet: great upgrade to the Rocks-off products (their bullet is weak), but the battery is messed up now and won't charge. Only got to use it for a year and now they cost twice as much as when I bought it, so I don't think I'll get another.
-Tenga Flip Hole Red: I got this to help me build up stamina, but I can't say that I enjoy coming because of all the bumps and ridges...too much sensation. I'd still rather have this than a Fleshlight because it's a heck of a lot easier to clean up.
-Lelo Hugo: never did anything for me, and I managed to squeeze it out a few times when ejaculating. Maybe it's OK once you can have super-Os but as for where I'm at right now, it's a gigantic waste of cash.
-Aneros Helix Syn: definitely awakened something, and I suppose that it still has a place in the rotation, but I haven't been using it lately. I've been able to sleep with this in with no problems.
-Aneros Helix Syn Trident: I think I read that this is supposed to be three times as effective in reaching the super-O? I believe it after trying it out. I got farther with this than my other Helix. Also, I decided that I'd make that my avatar pic. It moves differently than the Helix Syn, and the silicone is a bit different. My only gripe is that I prefer the silicone on the Helix Syn to the Helix Syn Trident, so the original isn't quite obsolete yet. That said for a first toy I'd recommend the Trident wholeheartedly.
So back to the Naughty Boy for a second, it's incredibly hard to use, doesn't stay in place unless you sit on it, and doesn't seem to hit the spot that it claims in the diagrams. That said, it did give me my first prostate orgasms and I can't discount it for that. That and the Tango would be the only thing I'd need except that vibrations didn't seem to do the trick for me as much as that plus the friction from moving around. Plus the batteries running out was annoying, the same problem that I have with the Lelo stuff, nowhere near the 3hr battery life that I read about in reviews, more like half that. Even if I haven't been able to get to the super-O with the Aneros yet at least it doesn't run out of batteries just when things are heating up.
Really, Peridise doesn't do anything for you? The small one has become my favorite over the last few month. Also the Eupho Trident and MGX are great. The Progasm and Helix Trident have become my least favorite. I went from large to small over the last year. So here is my list:
1. Peridise (small)
2. Eupho Trident
3. MGX Trident
4. Peridise (large)
5. Helix Syn
6. Progasm Ice
I feel like the bigger a toy the less it moves. The Progasm sits just there while the Peridise keeps autofucking me like crazy. Sometimes it moves so fast like a jack hammer. Ending in an amazing series of SO's.
A partial list:
Aneros-Progasm, Progasm Junior, Eupho Syn, Helix Syn, Tempo, Peridise
N-joy-Pure Wand, Fun Wand, Eleven, Pfun plug, pure plugs 2.0and small, medium and Large
Lelo- Hugo, Loki and Loki Wave
Tantus- Several plugs of varying sizes and shapes, dildos of various sizes and shapes and cock rings and slings
I have acquired all the above over a period of several years and must say they all give me great pleasure.