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The deeper & deeper I go into the "Undiscovered Country" exploring my erotic potential, the more aware I am that there really IS no limit to the possibilities. The human male penis is connected directly to a brain of about 100 billion neurons, approximately the # of stars in the Milky Way galaxy, & the connections between those neurons are virtually numberless, for is you are paying attention & learning the connections are always growing & increasing. Creative self-pleasuring, or masturbating mindfully paying full attention, actually stimulates the growth of new connections in your brain & nervous system.

In a genuine sense, like the fingers of a muscian, the vocal cords, tongue & lips & lungs of a singer, with practice, practice, diligent practice, your penis is actually LEARNING to take you deeper & higher beyond limitations. Intricate nerves in the body parts involved actually learn & respond faster than the signals travel to-&-from the brain--amazingly the same is true of your penis!!! In reality, the devoted application & deployment of Mindful Masturbation with your penis & entire body involved can actually increase your intelligence. That magnificent, bulbous & exquisitely-sensitive head of your penis connects directly through penis reflexology with the head on your shoulders . . .

Your brain & glans penis correspond: when you surrender to prolonged, high-quality arousal, continuing to breathe deeply, remaining relaxed & yet paying full attention to all your sensations, employing a variety of strokes, using both hands alternately, changing positions, creatively pleasuring yourself, the equation Mindful = Mindless then becomes true. Mind & body become One, which is the overall goal of Yogic practices. This is NOT likely to happen if you are basically masturbating in a habitual manner, sitting or lying in one position using the same hand & employing at most a few strokes, primarily seeking sexual release. Such a standard JO scenario seldom moves beyond simple pleasure & tends to leave you ultimately stuck in the same place.

Mindful Masturbation is not an escape from frustration, or from something missing in your life; masturbating mindfully is moving in the direction of reclaiming your innate wholeness as a human animal, unleashing yourself from predictable habits. SURPRISE! Just when you thought you knew everything or anything at all about where self-pleasuring can take you, your penis wakes up!!! Your brain wakes up--they merge & you dissolve again into that Great Mystery sometimes called Source, beyond all mental categories, where Pleasure X Ecstasy = Joy.

Indeed, such statements may seem no more than clever words to a jaded skeptic or cynic, yet to open-hearted Phallic Brothers exploring the Erotic Frontiers of Consciousness, such Joy & enjoyment becomes a way of life. Your awakened penis continues learning to provide you ever-greater pleasure . . . as you learn to surrender to the limitless possibilities for bliss . . . reconciling your human nature with Nature itself . . . thus living in Paradise . . .