Strange/funny story

Something very funny (odd) just happened to me, its a little embarrassing but i thought i would share.

So at some point during the night i was asleep in my bed having a dream. In this dream I found myself having some minor sort of orgasms, yet they weren't waking me up, just nice feelings i guess, perhaps mini-o's, not sure. The dream moved on after a while and i found myself having a bowl movement in this dream! However i found that when 'it' came out it was a like a long, lengthy thick string of excrement that would not 'cut off' and was prominitently sticking out of my butt and touching my pants.

I then woke up suddenly and realised that it was actually no dream and that it had actually happened for real. Drowsily i rushed to the toilet and pushed it out into the toilet bowl. I imagined looking back at the huge mess it must have created in the bowl, it felt massive. Just before i did this i began to remember that I hadn't realised i had fallen asleep, i wasn't even tired before I went to bed....not only that but i recalled that i had lubed up an aneros and put it in... but had no memory of taking out....

Yep....

...in the bowl was my aneros!

I quickly washed it and is thankfully totally fine (it wasn't messy, no excrement of any kind came out with it)

But its left me feeling very strange indeed. I always recall the moment i fall asleep, or loose consciousness, i always also remember if i used an aneros if i ever do fall asleep with one (which i rarely do anyway) but this felt like i had a very strange kind of amnesia, as if i was knocked out suddenly by some force.

Also i felt that i had been asleep for many hours and assumed it was early morning, but only an hour had passed? i have never felt like that before, it was altogether quite... creepy. I cannot quite put my finger on the whole scenario but it was a mixture of hilarity and high strangeness. I wish i was awake when i felt those orgasms, instead i had a sort of mini o or two that i half felt due to my dream like state.

Anyway, thought that might give a few of you a little laugh!