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My Helix feels like crap! need advice


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I got my Helix yesterday (my first prostate massager) and have used it twice now.
First time, not much happened.
Second time, there was a bit of pleasure, but it didn't really feel like it was worth the 3 hours it ended up taking. The P-tap really bothered me (fixed it using a folded paper towel).
The second time, I sensed that the biggest thing getting in the way of it becoming really awesome, was the feeling of having to go to the bathroom.
I know I'm clean (I cleaned everything both inside and outside, before and after use).
So, I guess I need advice on how to stop the helix from literally feeling like a piece of shit. 🙂


   
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For some people, lubes containing glycerin create an "urge to purge". See if your lube contains glycerin, and if so try a different lube.

It took me more than 2 sessions before things started to get nice.


   
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you must learn patience young jedi


   
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you must learn patience young jedi

I know 🙂
I just thought I'd seek advice from the masters. I've found, that asking makes me smarter 🙂


   
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For some people, lubes containing glycerin create an "urge to purge". See if your lube contains glycerin, and if so try a different lube.

It took me more than 2 sessions before things started to get nice.

Thanks... I'll try that.
I thought I'd be prepared, and buy anal lube, in addition to the normal lube, I use for other stuff. It's funny that the anal lube does contain glycerin, and my usual doesn't

EDIT: It seemed to work... I don't know if it was the glycerin, but it felt SO much better this time. It was a little bit more difficult getting it out again, because the lube wasn't as thick.


   
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Slippery Stuff Gel is a very good anal lube; it doesn't have glycerin, it's very slippery and it's long lasting.


   
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Hey 4008 good to see you here.

Re: lubes ... consider each one you try for 'duration' and remember which lasts longest for you.

The absorption rate varies with both the lube and the individual guy. Nasty experience to get ready to remove ur tool and discover that your super lube turned to 'super glue.'

Most of us have sessions that last far longer than the average anal encounter. And, relube is a nuisance

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theres a diffence here. between an urge and an actuall pure. if it just an urge its either your lube or your not useto having a piece of plastic up your rear.. if its an actual purge. i sugest eating healthier, and taking more time from cleaning. i mean you clean you take a 10 or so min break then go back and make sure you all good. also put a towel underneath you to help your mind know your sheets will be safe.


   
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okay, so I tried the anal lube again (the one with glycerin), and it didn't really cause any problems this time. Actually, everything was pretty damned good 🙂


   
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