Is this the right stuff?

A mix of Shea butter, coconut oil, a little wax and water melted then whipped while cooling makes a great lube/body lotion. Goes on devices like room temperature butter. I can leave it in a jar on bathroom counter as a skin lotion. My wife had me make holiday gifts out of the lotion. If her coworkers and family only knew they got some of my butt lube!

This can be supplemented with frozen straw plugs if desired but a healty coating of the lotion works fine.

This sounds interesting. I may try it. What do you use to whip the mixture? Do you have proportions of ingredients?

I haven't used anything except Water Based, but I see a lot of suggestions for Shea butter so I wanted to put my two cents in here.

As far as the whole straw, cut idea... Why not slightly warm your butter in a pouring pot. Not super hot, not microwave, just enough to make it more liquid form and then pour them into things like this?

Bullet Shaped and rounded

Or maybe this...

Cylinder Shaped

There are also reusable adult suppository molds, but I personally think the bullet is by far the best shape for introduction 🙂

Hi Drummel, You can absolutely use molds as you have depicted. I think the ones you have shown are much to large. You will likely have a lot of leaking, but it will work.

The problem is it's just like filling ice cube trays, there is usually a lot of spillage. Water is easy to clean up. Oils and greases - not so much. If you feel this method will work better, have at it!

I have no problem putting something in my ass that I would put in my mouth. That's where it ends up anyway.

@euphemistic wait a sec.. Food goes through a semi sterilization in the stomach with its pH of 1. Not to mention the digestion enzymes.. Sooo it is not quite the same

Hey, who invited the chemist to this party? Oh, it's his party! Never mind! :O)

@longshanks my parties during grad school were epic being an organic synthetic chemist that is...

Feel free to interpret that last statement.

LOL

So no more pork chops in there, @JM? 🙂

So no more pork chops in there, @JM? 🙂

Too Funny! How do you get the pork chops in the straws?

With a juicer perhaps?

A mix of Shea butter, coconut oil, a little wax and water melted then whipped while cooling makes a great lube/body lotion. Goes on devices like room temperature butter. I can leave it in a jar on bathroom counter as a skin lotion. My wife had me make holiday gifts out of the lotion. If her coworkers and family only knew they got some of my butt lube!

This can be supplemented with frozen straw plugs if desired but a healty coating of the lotion works fine.

This sounds interesting. I may try it. What do you use to whip the mixture? Do you have proportions of ingredients?

Last batch I made was big. You can scale to your needs. Proportions of wax is a guess.

For big batch

1 kg Shea
1kg coconut
Heat until just melted

In separate measuring cup melt 50 g bees wax. Mix with Shea-coconut

Remove from heat let cool a while. As it gets near room temp, mix with an electric mixer.

Mix in 3x28000 IU vitamin e oil (optional) (scale as needed)

When cool to touch, mix in 500 ml distilled water and beat.

Beat as it cools until peaks like beaten egg white

Add 1 tsp almond extract if using as hand lotion. It hides the Shea smell.

@JMchemist, breast implants causing harm was debunked?? Dont tell all those women suing Dow Corning corporation LOL.

I worked at Dow for 9 years. I know the story well. There was even talk of making all the people that were awarded money to give it back. It never happened though. Last I heard all law activity around this issue has ceased.

From webMD

"In 1992, the FDA halted the sale of silicone implants because of safety concerns. In 2006, after reviewing more research, the FDA started allowing certain silicone breast implants back on the market. "

@Longshanks Nono! Lol. I was just tossing an idea out. I had no real intention of using those. Just thought that since I didn't see anyone suggest something like that I would throw it out there.

I don't use anything except Water Based, and very little at that. From my Eupho all the way up to my Progasm Classic. I just cover the model with enough to cover base to tip, give my bottom a quick once over for entry, and off I go. I don't seem to have any issues with friction versus pleasure, so I am pleased I don't need a ton of fancy ideas 🙂

@JMchemist, I was half joking as I followed the story also. I live in the same community as Dow and Dow Corning. Alot of people lost jobs because of that whole debacle. But the more important issue is that it put a damper on the whole breast implant business in general. Save the ta-ta's :-(( lol.

@ineverknew are you in Michigan?

Please forgive if I was being a know-it-all. I tend to speak up in the chemical industry's behalf a lot and it probably rubs people the wrong way sometimes.

@ineverknew are you in Michigan?

Please forgive if I was being a know-it-all. I tend to speak up in the chemical industry's behalf a lot and it probably rubs people the wrong way sometimes.

I, for one found it very interesting JM, I was unaware that it was debunked. It's just another example of how this forum educates us all. I'm intrigued enough to read more about the whole silicone implant saga. I was discussing it with my wife last night.

@JMchemist, yes I live in mid-michigan 😉 Not sure how I could be offended by anything you said. No worries lol.