Hulk Hogan

Actually I think Arnold Schwarzenegger is a better candidate. He's on record (in the film "Pumping Iron") as having a more open view about what constitutes an orgasm equating cumming with pumping iron. The Terminator (and ex Gov.) an advocate for prostate massage...now that would be something!😀

BF Mayfield

Micah and Brian;

I'm not sure it matters much who the "star" of the infomercial is. Just getting an Aneros infomercial on cable would be the big deal. But if I got to pick, it would be William Shatner. 🙂

I think HIH could sell a boat load of these devices with one 10-minute promo.

Cheers,

Dave

tens_s_nut

BRILLIANT!

10 minutes? Shatner could do it in a 30-second spot!!!

BF Mayfield

My money is on the macho man randy savage yeah
YouTube - Macho Man promo
The Macho man and Hulk Hogan will fight each other to the death. In the closing stages it gets gruesome blood splatterend everywhere, bones fractured in many places, both have suffered a heavy battering, now it has come down to sheer determination where only the man who wants it the most will prevail, endure more pain than his body can stand and conquer all,all.... for the silver Tempo.....as the Hulkster draws his last agonized breath leaving his wife and hot daughter behind, the Macho man cries for his once wrestling buddy yet quickly forgotten when the Tempo flashes before his eyes then smiles:"I'm the Macho Man randy savage yeah........Condolences to the greeving widow and her hot hot daughter, but your husband was just too much of a woosy for the savage man yeah, you don't cry when the savageman is basking in glory.....Now leave me be, I'm gonna come like no tomorrow and when morning come it wil night .Randy is gonna get savage tonight

Helixer, this reminds me of the worst of the cardboard theatrics of 99% of all pornography. And violence is far more pornographic than any sexual acts that are consenting, whether by real partners or even the worst porn actors. And what good does violent imagery really contribute to this Forum? Respectfully, none, IMHO.

Better we convert Macho Man so he wants to grunt the praises of his Progasm Ice and his hyper-manly ass that can so well use Progasms (he also flashes his red Pro!!) now to make real manly hyper-magic, on YouTube!! 😀 😀

That would be a real A-hole in One!

Respectfully artform, I was responding to the suggestion of putting HH up to advertise the Aneros. Anyone that would think that a good idea must have enjoyed the WWF and the show and the fake wrestling and bad acting, so I expanded on that thought, coz not only would it introduce a segment of the population that would probably have a lot of preconceptions about the Aneros, like it being for 'fags and pussies' and giving them the association that it's for menly men, but it would also be entertaining.....
Wanting the Tempo so bad that they go allout for it. That's why it starts from the closing scene when both are at the end of their tither and it comes down to will and determination(how badly do you want it?)

Randy getting Savage( perhaps it works better in Dutch Achternaam=behindname/surname....it's almost as if he was made for an Aneros ad...

Anyway there's obviously an imageproblem with analstimulation in men, how would you suggest to circumvent this in another way that's fun and appealing to a younger generation while at the same time conveying it really is a manly thing to do?

LOL
How about the Tantric man himself?
Sting!
Background music could be "Love is the seventh wave" or "They dance alone" or "Let your soul be your pilot" list goes on....

To reiterate, if Aneros could start selling SILVER Tempo's as a collectors item I would definitely buy. If you give the power of the (digi)printing press to these guys ceteris paribus, the dollar is gonna tank, money's free, yes we can coz we QEn.So if could make an educated guess I'd go for what gleams and glistens . An investment in Aneros... and an investment in your future!

Parallels with ancient Athens who received tribute from a confederacy to build ships, so they could protect, started using this military might against the contributers. "here have our worthless dollars you yellow sob, now go work in the sweatshops for Uncle Sam". We owe you, but so what?, stars and spanners baby!

Micah, It's sad that your clever proposal has been hijacked away in such a discourteous manner. Butt, I'm with you, Hulk Hogan's Progasmaniac's

Micah Czar,

I like this idea of Hulk Hogan promoting Aneros, perhaps you could develop it a little further and post it into the Ideas for Spreading the Word... thread. Your idea along with 'B Mayfield's prompted me to think of a similar Ad spot with 'Rambo' vs. 'The Terminator'.

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@Carolinaguy - Yeah Sting (not to be confused with 'Sting' the wrestler) could be a great spokesperson for Aneros, maybe he'd even compose an album to Anerosize by.

So 1) Show a (in true WWFstyle) fight between Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man where the winner gets a Silver tempo. Beyond the entertainmentvalue of such an event, such an event would amend the imageproblem an analtoy has for a lot of men,while at the same time making a large part of the public aware of the Aneros.
2)The ambiguity of why HH and RS are going to the limit to win. Is it for the silver or is it for the effect of the Tempo?
So at the end of the show the subtext:"The Silver Tempo is available as collecters item for $...An investment in Aneros, an investment in the Future!"

Now, there are guys that would buy a Silver Tempo even if they never used an Aneros just coz they think the price of silver is going to explode, these guys go to the end of the earth to buy silver coins etc...so again the ambiguity why this product is such a 'treasured' possession