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03/28/2009 2:47 am
My apologies to The Eagles.
In a dark bedroom, with my butt in the air
Warm smell of coconut oil, rising up through the air
Up on the headboard, I visualised a white glowing light
My prostate grew heavy and my erection grew slim
I had to insert for the night.
HypnAerosession on the cd;
I heard Alana's voice.
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be Peridise or this could be SGX
Then I lubed up a Helix and put it in anyway
There were voices on the cd,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel californication
A Super O ?
Or a Super T ?
Plenty of pre cum at the hotel californication
At the Cowper's gland, you can find it there
My mind is Aneros-fixated, I got the Maximus
I got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, that I call friends
How they dance in the rectum, sweet bum sweat.
Some dance's I remember, some dance's I forget
So I growled in extacy,
please bring me a Mini O
I havent felt this good since nineteen sixty nine
And still those P waves are coming from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel californication
A Super O
Or a Super T
Sticking it up at the hotel californication
What a nice surprise, you can fantasize.
Porn on the tv,
The pink Eupho on ice
And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our Aneros device
And in the master bedroom,
P wave's gathered for the feast
They massage it with their involuntarys,
But they just cant rewire the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
lubing up the back door
I had to find the back passage
To the O Zone I was in before
relax, said Alana,
You are programmed to receive.
You can Dry O any time you like,
But your semen can never leave
03/28/2009 10:56 am
Voyager!!!!
You crack me up!!! 😆
Great job on the lyrical alteration!
Love_is
03/28/2009 3:32 pm
OMG!
(Or OMB!, being a Buddhist 😆 )
This is hysterical! I'm going to be humming this one a lot!
Well done!
03/28/2009 7:25 pm
VERY SWEET!!!
I LOVE IT!!!
03/28/2009 7:51 pm
Ha Ha HA!!
AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, VOYAGER!!
(Thanks for the mention)
ENJOY!!
'Alana'
03/29/2009 2:10 am
Voyager, when are you going to start a Super-O band? 😆
03/29/2009 5:44 am
Brilliant!!!
03/29/2009 1:24 pm
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Voyager,
Very cool satire, The “Two Brothers” go on vacation…
Thanks for the “HypnAerosession” plug!
Topic starter
03/29/2009 10:06 pm
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
Just my imagination and peverse sense of humour coming to the surface.
Alana. You are very welcome and thank you.
Bishop. No band I am afraid. I was assessed as a crow as a 12 yr old
so unsuitable for the choir.
Also started the guitar too late in life to be any good.
If there was a band it would be called 02B band as in (N)Ought To Be Banned.
There was a mention of a male extacy choir in the Full Moon Club post.
Perhaps the Full Moon Club could use Hotel Californication as its anthem.
To be sung or hummed at 21.00 local time on full moon night.
What say you J4 ?.
My apologies to any Eagle's fans that I have upset.
I do love that song.
It is a masterpiece of song writing and can summon up very powerful
images in my mind.
Regards.
V.
03/29/2009 10:55 pm
Bishop. No band I am afraid. I was assessed as a crow as a 12 yr old
so unsuitable for the choir.
When I was around 10 years old I remember being asked to join our churches choir, but I don't think it was for my voice.... if you get my drift. 😯
SWW
03/30/2009 5:36 pm
Voyager,
I've had that song stuck in my head for couple of days now...
I used to drive by the "Hotel California" all the time - they converted the institution into a college!
On behalf of the Full Moon Club I gratefully move to adopt this rendition as our anthem.
J4
Topic starter
03/31/2009 12:58 am
Thank you for the vote J4.
A honour indeed.
Yes the song keeps running around my head.
The wife is wondering why I keep laughing.
Until the 9th of April then.
Topic starter
10/19/2010 10:50 am
Sitting here listening to my wifes son playing lead guitar
for Hotel California.
I am grinning from ear to ear thinking to myself "If he only knew the words".
He has a talent for the guitar that I never had.
I admire gifted people.
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