I know what you're thinking. "No way, I could never do something like that". Well I'm here to tell you that its one of the best things I've ever tried.
Specifically what I had done was not "waxing" in the traditional sense but rather what is called "sugaring". In place of hot wax being used to adhere to your body hair, the aesthetician uses a form of caramelized sugar as the sticky substance of choice. And instead of applying wax to the body and using fabric strips to pull the hair off, she uses her hands (wearing rubber gloves) to apply and remove the sugar; it sticks together enough that it all comes off together.
Now I know what else you're probably thinking...
"That sounds painful!"
"I don't want to be naked in front of a stranger"
"What if she thinks I'm weird for getting this done?"
"What if I get a boner in the middle of the session?"
"Isn't that more of a woman's thing?"
First off, yes, its painful. But not intolerable. Everybody experiences it differently. However I can assure you that it is over relatively quickly and the benefits after the treatment is done are very much worth it. And the good news is that with each treatment gets easier and less painful. The hair grows back much finer, softer and more sparse.
A good aesthetician will always be a professional about the whole ordeal. Being naked in front of them is no different than being naked in front of a doctor. They've seen it all. Big and small. You're not going to surprise them. And no, they won't think you're a weirdo for having it done; nine times out of ten they get it done to themselves just as regularly and are huge advocates of it. Any reason you can think of for having it done (cleanliness, appearance, intimacy etc.) they already know how much better the treatment will make those things.
Speaking of seeing it all. Boners. It happens. You know it. They know it. Its not a big deal. And quite frankly, speaking from experience, its almost impossible to derive any sexual excitement from a situation where someone is ripping the hairs from your body. I've never had it happen to me and I wouldn't be surprised if it was an uncommon occurrence in others.
Nowadays its becoming quite common for men to go the Brazilian route. My aesthetician tells me that she treats more men than she does women. Nothing about the procedure reflects upon your masculinity or sexuality. And the good news is that its a private affair; a Brazilian wax isn't something that other people are going to notice or even see (except for your spouse perhaps). I'm comfortable enough having the procedure done but I certainly don't share it with other people. They don't need to know. Its just for me.
The benefits are extensive:
We're all guys here that are into butt stuff, plain and simple. A treatment that can enhance your enjoyment during pleasure sessions, intimacy and everyday life in general is a great thing to take a chance on.
Git er' done fellas!
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what areas are you talking about specifically?
i once tried removing the hair from my butt hole area, and found it leads to conspicuously loud farts, seriously, and saw that others on the web reported this. i guess the hairs muffle it?
darwin
what areas are you talking about specifically?
i once tried removing the hair from my butt hole area, and found it leads to conspicuously loud farts, seriously, and saw that others on the web reported this. i guess the hairs muffle it?
darwin
What makes the sound when you fart is, that the complete ring of tissue vibrates evenly and symmetrically. A bit like these Flappy Faces. What you must do for a super-silent-ninja-fart™ is to break the symmetry of the sphincter and so hinder it from vibrating. Just take your hand (of choice), grab one butt-check and slightly pull to stretch the sphincter a bit to one side as seen here.
I shave my butt and this technique works like a charm, at least for me. Beside experiencing the super-o and becoming multi-orgasmic, I consider this silent-fart-grab™ my biggest achievement so far and maybe my legacy to the world... feel free to spread the word.
Ok, the fart bit. Think of a whoopie cushion. If you put something in between the nozzle lips the air will pass without braaaaaaping.
On to sugaring. I will do it myself if I have time and it works well if you trimmed. If you didn't you're going to be bleeding. But the end result is much much smoother. You may still need to get in there to pull out little stragglers.
Just slowly push it out when its really ripe! Preferably while walking past a baby/old person/dog. Someone to take the fall!
Job's a good un! 😉
what areas are you talking about specifically?
i once tried removing the hair from my butt hole area, and found it leads to conspicuously loud farts, seriously, and saw that others on the web reported this. i guess the hairs muffle it?
darwin
@darwin - a typical Brazilian wax removes the hair from everywhere in the groin area. front and back. That includes the shaft of the penis, scrotum, perineum, butt cheeks and anal area.
what areas are you talking about specifically?
i once tried removing the hair from my butt hole area, and found it leads to conspicuously loud farts, seriously, and saw that others on the web reported this. i guess the hairs muffle it?
darwin
What makes the sound when you fart is, that the complete ring of tissue vibrates evenly and symmetrically. A bit like these Flappy Faces. What you must do for a super-silent-ninja-fart™ is to break the symmetry of the sphincter and so hinder it from vibrating. Just take your hand (of choice), grab one butt-check and slightly pull to stretch the sphincter a bit to one side as seen here.
I shave my butt and this technique works like a charm, at least for me. Beside experiencing the super-o and becoming multi-orgasmic, I consider this silent-fart-grab™ my biggest achievement so far and maybe my legacy to the world... feel free to spread the word.
I can concur with this technique being successful. Its a small price to pay for the luxury of having smooth, hairless skin.
My sister in law commented on certain noises I would make towards my wife when I'd squat down. She probably thought that I was farting. My wife told her that was the sound of my nuts swinging and smashing into my man thighs. Her husband hasn't looked at me straight for months and I'm starting to get lurid looks from her sisters...