Anal retentive

I am deeply concerned that my time of successfully using my Aneros (Eupho Syn Trident, if you must know) will soon be drawing to a close. I fear I'll be losing the ability to constrict my sphincter sufficiently to retain the device. Not immediately, I think I have about 2.1/2 months left. But on January 21 a new president will be inaugurated in America. For the four years since the Denial in Chief took office my asshole has remained tightly clenched, and only by discovering Aneros have I been able to relax enough to experience moments of clarity and bliss. My time of living life with my ass clenched in fear is coming to an end, and I worry if I'll be able to keep my sphincter tight enough to keep the toy in my ass. 

As many of you probably know--and if dancing in the streets, fireworks in London and church bells ringing in Paris are any indication, most of you do know--that Sleepy Joe has just snoozed his way past the Unpresidenté in the recent election, slipped up on his blind side and passed him in the night. It's done, he's Fired, it’s all over except for the lawsuits, but it takes America three months to pack up the Oval Office and fumigate the White Residence, before we bring the new guy in. So I've got some time--I figure the next couple months will offer plenty of anal tension as His Unctuousness burns all bridges behind him, and the Euphro up my arse will keep me on an even keel. But the inauguration will come in January, the Strumpet and his Crumpet will be carried kicking and screaming out the door, and I'll suddenly have such relief I fear my asshole will relax so I won't be able to retain the device. Exeunt Euphro?

 

Whatever shall I do? Is it time to step up to MGX? Or will a Progasm be necessary?

 

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