A question about discreet transportation

What if you packed them up and mailed them over?

put them in your toiletry bag and then in your suit case. If security finds them hey will most likely not ask because they are not sharp but if they do all you have to tell them is that they a massagers. Your dont need to tell them what kind. As for your parents well dont know. I would put them in the luggage not your carry on luggage. Dont carry them on your person as you would be asking for trouble.

For domestic flightts I've regularly cleared both carry-on TSA X-ray stations and checked baggage (where a TSA tag said it had been opened) with no questions. Carry-on has my Helix or Eupho, a Higginson, small bottle of lube and a lube shooter.

On an international flight to the mid-East the Helix and Higginson did show up on xray and I've been asked to open my shaving kit at LAX (TSA) and in Bahrain and Houston (customs entry points.) No one asked me to dump the shaving gear and no one handled anything. Last month's flight to Toulouse was uneventful.

For a 'large scale' move of toys, Brave's idea of putting those in Checked baggage seems correct.

TSA is looking for weapons and explosives whereas customs is looking for drugs and high value items. This is really a "no-sweat" situation. However, if you do have beads of sweat on your forehead you might wind up in "secondary."

@rook man you are quite the world traveler!!!

who would possibly sweat moving a large sex toy cache? LOL

HAHA thanks all!