• Darwin, Answer This

    Having accepted the theory of evolution (anyone who hasn’t should at least try reading Darwin’s book), I’d like someone to answer me this, in evolutionary terms:
    – Why is prostate massage so fucking wonderful? For hours on end, with the Aneros in the end, the pleasure continues, like no other. Is this a vestige of the genes that make the female organism?
    – If so, is the anersos orgasm anything like the female orgasm? (Try setting up an experiment ot provde that one!)
    – Why does getting rewried, getting massaged in the prostrate, make my nipples so sensitive to exstacy, like they never were before? Why does stroking my nipples with my hard middle fingernail cause the groin to spasm in sympathy?
    – How is that becoming rewired has created a link between nerves of my face, lips, tongue and lower neck, all coupled to the prostate and penis? Now, I can make my tongue move so it creates a sensation that my dick is being licked.
    – When I get things just right, and my shincter beings moving the Aneros in and out on it’s own, why dos that cause an erection and ejactulation.
    – What is the evolutionay advantage to such an ocean of orgasms that do not lead to procreation?
    I’ll keep enjoying all this without answering these questions, but I’d be entertained by answers.
    And if you are a creationist instead, let me know why this is part of the Intelligent Design.
    Just me, banging away
    Wally Banger

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      08/29/2016at1:46 pm

      I know exactly what you’re thinking – I too have pondered this recently. Male and female bodies are essentially the same!
      Recently, I have experienced involuntary contractions where the anal muscle start to push the Aneros further towards my Prostate as soon as it touches it – waves of pleasure come over me.
      In nature, it is not uncommon for the vagina to massage the penis and pull it further inside. I read an article years ago about a man who had sex with a female Dolphin and he describe the Dolphin’s vagina squeezed and pulled his penis inside.
      Perhaps the involuntary contractions occurring in my rectum are in response the same process, pulling the penis inside to ensure conception.
      I also read recently that the Prostate in a man is in the same location as the Cervix in a woman. Kind of makes sense.

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