At the internist's office

Went to see my doctor, getting my periodic diabetic checkup. Mentioned to him that I'd had an odd experience; within the last month I'd learned to call up dry orgasms at will just by requesting a p-wave.
"That's unusual."
He asked if it was a problem I wanted to get rid of.
"No, I don't think so", I opined.
Drove on with the diabetic checkup. 8>)
He did think the folks doing the Alzheimer study I'm participating in over at the Abby van Buren Unit at Mayo Clinic might be interested. Currently they just have me reacting to cards being flipped over on a computer, or tracing a maze several successive times.