Thanks to Linghaman I Found Peridise

I took Linghaman's advise and ordered a Peridise. It arrived at work this morning (plain box). I made a quick visit to the men's room, lubricated the Peridise, and went back to work (desk jockey). Although it took a few hours, the waves started happening without any effort on my part. The last two hours of work have been terrific. Luckily I have a office because there have been periods where moaning has been required. More later…