Alrighty then, so begins my journey. I’m not much of a writer, I’m just blogging to document my experiences so please don’t expect much.
I’m a 47 year old, married heterosexual male. I stumbled into the realm of Aneros by accident. I’ve been married for 20+ years and my sex life has died over the past 3-4 years. Both our libidos seemed to have dried up, I had ED and I didn’t know what to do. I was discussing my condition with a close friend and he told me I was displaying symptoms of low testosterone and that I should get tested. He referred me to a health care professional and I got tested. My T-levels were low, real low, so I made the jump and started testosterone replacement therapy. Boy what a difference it made! My outlook changed, my libido returned as did my morning wood! I actually started working out again and paying attention to what I ate. One of the things that takes you out of consideration for TRT is prostate cancer. This got me into researching prostate health which is what got me here. I googled “prostate massage” and one of the links got me to a review of Aneros prostate massagers. I was curious but scared. I’ve never had anything put into my bum except a finger from the doctors rectal exam. I did more research and it seemed the consensus was the Aneros Helix Syn would be ideal for the beginner. I went down to the local adult toy store to peruse their inventory, as luck would have it, they carried the Aneros line. Eupho Syn, Helix Syn, SGX and the Progasm were on display. I grabbed the Helix Syn and made my purchase. I was giddy with excitement. I planned to wake up early and try it out before anyone was awake. My first session was awkward to say the least. I had trouble getting my butt relaxed and when I did manage to get it in nothing happened. I laid in bed for 1 1/2 hours trying to relax and breath in the hopes that something would happen but it never did. I ended the session and looked forward to trying the following day. One of the things I noticed that morning was a lack of lubrication when I pulled the Helix out. I was using Astroglide liquid but it just wasn’t thick enough. I went out and got some Astroglide Gel to use for my next session. The second session went a little better, insertion was quicker but the results were the same, nothing “good” happened. I felt a tingle in my groin but that was it. I ended the session disappointed again. I really wanted this to work. I spent the day going thru the wiki to gain more knowledge and see what I could be doing better and I found it. Pre-lube da butt! Put 5ml of lube in a baby syringe and inject prior to insertion. BRILLIANT! Makes so much sense, couldn’t wait for my next session. My third session was a Monday morning before work so I got up extra early to give me enough time. I was getting more proficient at putting stuff in my butt, the pre-lube injection and insertion went smooth. Dang it felt good, that 5ml’s of lube made a huge difference. I laid on my side and went thru my relaxation breathing trying to make my whole body go limp. About 15 minutes into my session I had a muscle twitch in my inner thigh and that’s when the goodness started. My whole groin area started twitching and gyrating! “WTF is this?” I thought. It was crazy I couldn’t stop, I was flopping and flailing like a fish out of water. I couldn’t stop giggling, it was the weirdest most incredible sensation I have ever experienced. I didn’t want it to stop and it went on for over 2 1/2 hours! Damn, I was hooked. I cleaned up and went to work in the best mood!