This could be embarrassing. Misdelivered MGX.

I haven't had a session in 4 days, waiting for the MGX. It's too bad, but I hear mrs Helix calling me. So, I bid you adieu. *bows respectfully, then disappears*

It might just magically turn up back in the mail box open or not. Your excuse is its a medical thing for a medical condition, if someone had the guts to ask 🙂

yeah i highly doubt they would automatically think your gay just cause you purchased an aneros device. Maybe leave a note that says "has anyone seen my delivered prostate massager for BPH, its a medical condition and I NEED it? LOL

You could say it's a cooking utensil like a pudding stirrer, or a very short back scratcher, or a device to pick your nose (it does look like a finger), or a raised finger for calling a cab or bidding in an auction (very chic this season), or even a prostate massager. In other words, they could mind their own business, gays don't have a corner on the market for sex toys, and who opened my package? (This is meant to be humorous)

Or, just watch the forum for someone with a new MGX! Who knows what your errant delivery may have started.

Xileh

Problem solved. Yesterday I waited outside for the mailman. He put my package in an unused mailbox. Our mail here (a small condo building with 8 units) gets mixed up all the time, but that's a first as far as I know.

Yes, I would definitely use the medical excuse if a neighbor found it. I might be on the young end for having prostate problems, but its possible.

@euphemistic HAHA that was awesome. Thank you for making me laugh. That would actually make a good SNL skit. Or even a comedy commercial like the fake "I Need A Hand Job" commercials, except advertising a real product for fake uses. http://www.youtube.com/user/INEEDAHANDJOB?feature=watch

BTW, I LOVE the MGX! I was having so much fun with it yesterday that 4 hours passed before I realised it. Then another hour before I decided to call it a day. It's like a mix of Helix, Eupho and Peridise. It reaches a little deeper, which I also like. And those ridges on the stem are very nice. The length and ridges made me try consciously moving it, more than the other models I own. We need a Syn version!

Here's a knock knock joke.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Aneros.

Aneros who?

An arrow's in my heart.

or

An errors with your fedex order, sir.

or

Aneros knocking at your back door, sir.

Glad you got your MGX and agree that it's very nice.

Yes, I would definitely use the medical excuse if a neighbor found it. I might be on the young end for having prostate problems, but its possible.

I had prostate issues since before my early twenties, and my first visit to an urologist was about 22yrs old.