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'Prostate': Such an ugly name for a treasure


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Does anyone else think that 'Prostate' seems like such an inglorious, base, pedestrian name for such a miraculous pleasure treasure? I like to think our P Gland looks like a small version of the Arkenstone from the Hobbit (illus. by Ecrtric1 DeviantArt): Luminescent, mysterious, priceless.

What other names can you fellas come up for this beatiful Gent's Gem?


   
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You can think of it as the centre of pleasure, an orgasm and release control deck, g-spot, pulsing, throbbing desireathron, the Elysium gland, a devise to reach sexual Zion

I don’t think prostate is ugly. You can consider it as a tool to reach a ‘pro state of sexual advancement’ in a man’s understanding of his sexual and recreational purpose


   
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Very cool names! Yes, pro-state. That’s nice


   
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High Island Health (Aneros' parent company) uses "Pro-State" for their line of prostate massagers! I have a Pro-State 950.


   
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What's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.

That which we call a prostate by any other name would feel as sweet!

[USER="57195"]RoJackSYN[/USER], FYI, the Aneros® line of prostate massagers are owned and manufactured by High Island Health LLC, they also hold the registered trademark for the Pro-State® line of prostate massagers.
Good Vibes to You !


   
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@goldenboy yes, now that does sound familiar.


   
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