Off Topic: Male Version of Female Ejaculation (Squirting)

I first chose some good porn. Some titties bouncing and woman talking about cuming. Put it on repeat in my big TV then smoked some ganja. It is big factor in here as it helps me relax. Went on all fours and tried to relax my butt hole. No aneros inserted. Got a few good dry orgasms and then thought to cum without hands. I do this once a week, but I usually lay on my back. And yes I can cum without hands when stoned. This position was all new. Suddenly felt the urge to push my pelvis forward like I was fucking an invisible woman. Same time I relaxed my ass hole but kept pushing with the muscle just on top of the dick, inside my belly. The push / hold cost me to start shaking and the the pre cum was out. A lot of it. Yoyoing out my cock. Suddenly this see through thick stuff came out and then short bursts or clear liquid... This is where I got scared last time aalmost 10 years ago and stopped + back then I had the aneros and different position... I pushed more and felt incredibly good... Clear liquid came out gushing. It was so much it didn't make sense! After the last drop, I jacked my self off and a lot of Sperm came out... Then went for a pee and peed a lot...

I think the key thing is to relax. Rest comes by itself. Good luck.

You mean key thing is "some good porn, bouncing titties, dirty talk, big TV and smoking ganja" (aka relax)???

What a strange recipe!

I prefer going back to loving my partner, listen and enjoy each other. Nevermind if my penis decides to reliably ooze, spurt or squirt any kind of any colored or textured substance or not. Reliable is no fun and sexy to me.

Well I think the porn, big TV, and I'll add a very wet dripping vagina and ganja sounds like a pretty damn good recipe for relaxation to me.....and probably the rest of the people in this thread... except you. Can you be any more patronizing? obviously you have nothing to add or enlighten us with, just your condescending remarks. No thanks for the input sunshine. I will however say hi to everyone else though maybe they can chime in on this.

People are saying about vigorously rubbing the tip of the penis head. What if there was a electric toothbrush attachment that could do that? Something that is made a jelly like substance and has little nodules on it that stimulate the head. Something like this would be great for nipple stim as well IMO.
Just a thought

hey johntrevy, how's things? just remember, that way is done after your typical orgasm. I have a hard time touching my head after cumming, so this seems an uncomfortable way to squirt. Squirting is only a reaction to the extreme pleasure I generate. I can't squirt for the sake of squirting. As for the toothbrush, make an attachment, you'll make a million.
Cheers Beckett
Pre-cum and squirting are entirely different. Edging has nothing to do with creating pre-cum. I started edging about 25 years prior to my Aneros use. I never really had that much pre-cum during that time. I did not start to profusely ooze pre-cum until I started using my Aneros. We need Beckett to chime in on this.

Hi Pspotsquirter...been a while! I'm not sure what I can add to help, but in my personal experience, my pre-cum is a very small part of the copious amounts of juice that I ejaculate during a session. To me it's apples and oranges.
Cheers Beckett

@beckett
Always good to get your insight on squirting. I saw one of your videos. Hats off to you man! Definitely proper squirting!

@pspotsquirter
Hi... thanks for your request for my 2 cents worth, hopefully my vid was entertaining and a bit enlightening. I always like feedback on what people see in my vids. Thanks for taking the time.
Always happy to help
Beckett

Hi everyone ,
SO , been trying this squirting thing for a while now with no luck ,
tried the rubbing head technique , just end up ejaculating , tried the anal method with big toys ala Beckett , no joy , so talked to a guy who is teaching me tantric meditation called shen-joy , (which you should check out by the way ! amazing stuff which fits right into the aneros sessions , in fact he advises them to start off with)
Shen-Joy works on the premise of total and utter relaxation , so he showed me a way of relaxing into the squirt and would you believe it I DID IT !
Now I was trying this on and off and always ended up releasing urine , sometimes I would think , was that a squirt but it would always smell of urine.

Yesterday I received a massive bundle of toys I treat myself to 🙂
Lots of small dildos , a flip hole ,cobra libre and a hot octopus pulse, and some nipple pumps as nipple play is a part of shen-joy.
I lay on the bed and put this quite small anal probe in me , lay the pulse over my flaccid penis and had the nipple pumps on , totally relaxed .

Every time I squeezed the nipple pump I would feel this feeling down below rise up , this carried on till I got tot he point where I felt the familiar pee feeling build up and I just went along with it , all the while squeezing my nipples with the pump.
This built up until it began to release from my penis , at first I thought ah I am peeing again but then it carried on , and on , and ON !
It squirted right up to my head so I tasted it and it was sweet !
and actually rather nice and I would definitely drink it.
So i just kept on squirting , and squirting , I have never saw so much liquid come out of me !
it was all over my face , my bed , sheets , pillow ! haha
Wow , what a feeling , so freeing , to be covered in your love liquids 🙂
I now need to get some waterproof bedding then I can really let loose !

@shyzen
CONGRATULATIONS! Invest in a Liberator Throe. It will save your sheets.

^:)^ =P~

holy shyzen congrats

@shyzen Do you have any more info on shen-joy? I'm not finding much through web searches. Thanks and congrats.

Hi Vanderlay , here is the facebook page 🙂
just had an awesome session today , total bliss 🙂

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008272501599

Hi guys who can do this,

Is this liquid that is squirted pre-cum?

Darwin

in an unrelated note scientists found out that female ejaculalation or squirting was just urine in fact. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2015/01/12/proof-female-ejaculation-just-pee/#.VLcg8ivF_KE

John trevy,

Try looking up the Cobra Libre. It is a head massager that looks like a lot of fun!

while it must be fun to squirt, there is no orgasmic pleasure related to it. So in effect, its like p*ssing.

in an unrelated note scientists found out that female ejaculalation or squirting was just urine in fact. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2015/01/12/proof-female-ejaculation-just-pee/#.VLcg8ivF_KE

Scientists are clueless on the subject. A good thing to know : one single study doesnt make a consensus (usually the opposite) and even consensus is often wrong. Better ask the experts : those that can do it.

@inhope
I have orgasms when I squirt. My GF has orgasms when she squirts. The women in my past that squirted, said they were orgasming when they squirt. There is too much incorrect information floating about, in regard to squirting. The ones that cannot squirt are too quick to holler,"Urine, urine, urine! Pee, pee, pee!" The ones that need everything scientifically explained, claim squirting is non-existent. Blah, blah, blah.

@canacan, oh I know. I dont believe everything I read from scientists. Im traditionally a skeptic. I just had seen the article and posted it for informational purposes. I could careless if its urine or not, I still think its cool to watch women do it . 😀

in an unrelated note scientists found out that female ejaculalation or squirting was just urine in fact. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2015/01/12/proof-female-ejaculation-just-pee/#.VLcg8ivF_KE

Those who have urinated before squirting would beg to differ.

@johtrevy, if you read the article then you would have noticed where it says the bladder was confirmed empty, then during sexual excitement it filled and then upon squirting the bladder emptied again. So I'm not sure what your point is? Are you saying you can see into your bladder and you know its empty when squirting?

RESULTS: In all participants, US1 confirmed thorough bladder emptiness. After a variable time of sexual excitation, US2 (just before squirting) showed noticeable bladder filling, and US3 (just after squirting) demonstrated that the bladder had been emptied again.

Squirt CANNOT be urine! Case and point; can one have a good strong piss, after having an equally strong piss 2 minutes prior? No, no, and no!!!!!!!! It's not possible. All one has to do is notice the volume of the liquid, as well as its force and velocity.
The flow of the squirt is different than the flow of urine. The urine flow is steady, while the squirt is not. So squirt is not and cannot be urine, even if some scientists say it is.

Some porn even uses fake squirting! FRAUDULENT SQUIRTING! FRAUDULENT SQUIRTING! When a woman is truly squirting, her anus, urethra, and vaginal opening will contract and pulsate. When a woman urinates, her privates do not behave as they during an actual squirt. Squirt is not urine.

@Pspotsquirter - I read this article when it first came out and thought of you and my attempts in general. As others have pointed out I think the sample size is pretty small and you would think the good ole fashioned smell visual test would suffice. Piss can be clear, but I've never read anyone say squirt smells like piss. Taste test? Above my pay grade, at least for my own, which I have yet to suss out:{

well lets keep in mind the study I referred to was only females. So there may be a different mechanism by which men squirt. This has not been studied as far as I know. I would also like to point out again that I am not saying any of the study is true, just posted it for information. This is obviously something that is not understood very well by scientists. I think more studies need to be done.

@ineverknew
I've seen women squirt, while using a dildo anally. Is this not the same method @Beckett uses? Ergo, the squirting mechanism is the same amongst men and women (as are orgasms).

Studies by scientists, in this matter, are useless. If the masses don't squirt, squirting is not possible. Is it not the same with the Super O? The Super O is myth because it has not been validated by science.

Most men have issues with squirting, because they cannot squirt, or their woman cannot squirt. Anyone can squirt; they just choose not to. Some men speak negatively about squirting (male and/or female), because of lack of technique(s).

If the straight men focused on getting their women to squirt, using the same fervor and diligence as they do with the Aneros, A-less, and chat.... Their women would squirt.

@UncleHopeful,
A blind tasting is needed. Urine and squirt won't taste the same, because they are not the same.

@Pspotsquirter - :} I imagine they are not, and where my kink level is say higher than the average, I have yet to go down that road, urine wise anyway.

If the straight men focused on getting their women to squirt, using the same fervor and diligence as they do with the Aneros, A-less, and chat.... Their women would squirt.

Not 100% true (because women can have issues too)... But you've definitely got a point.

@pspotsquirter, well by mechanism I really kinda meant anatomy. Men have prostatic fluids and seminal vescicles and such whereas women dont have these.

@ineverknew
Not true! What about women that have thick, creamy fluid that oozes or shoots from the vagina? If I remember correctly, you and another one made very disparaging remarks about such women. Ergo, women would have to have something similar to prostatic fluid and seminal vesicles.