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So to my questions.. First of all.. Are you guys pulling a joke on me? Is it some elaborate joke to sell prostate massagers?

NO, these devices are no joke. These devices were designed and patented more than 20 years ago and have been going through continued refinement and development ever since based upon user feedback and suggestions. They have been thoughtfully designed to ergonomically work with the male anatomy to provide a safe and efficient prostate massage without the need for added vibration. Please see Aneros History in the Aneros WIKI.

What some of you describe is beyond my wildest imagination and I feel like it has to be some elaborate hoax.

Many men have achieved remarkable levels of pleasure as a consequence of their Aneros use, however, it may take an indeterminate amount of time to learn the individual combination of techniques to obtain these high levels of sensory pleasure. Unfortunately, some men just may never find that combination or are otherwise blocked from getting to Super-O levels of pleasure.

About the model I have, is something like that good?

I really can't say as I don't have that model and even if I did it's suitability for me would very likely be quite different from you owing to the great variability of individual reactions.

What makes the aneros brand better?

They've done the basic research and design, they are the patent holders of this innovative design and they continue to offer new enhancements periodically.

I don't see vibrators on most of them. How can I stimulate myself that much if I don't even have a vibrator?

Aneros does offer one vibrating model, the VICE, but applying vibration is not necessarily going to enhance your ability to achieve Super-O level orgasms.

Also I'm very curious about which aneros to get, since there's a ton of different models.

I would advise you to check out the Aneros Learning Center FAQ's for some helpful information pertaining to model selection. In regards to choosing a first Aneros model, I recommend that you also read the following : The Best Aneros model is...
Good Vibes to You !

In my experience it's no joke or hoax. I've had intense orgasms that made me think I'd never need a woman again. It's felt so good all I could do was laugh, cry and pour out of the bed. I've had surprise moments of gasping pleasure with nothing inside (Aless)...

But... at the same time it's been a challenging journey - for me it has not been an instant or sustained level of pleasure. 9 months in I'm in a lull right now where it's not as good as it was 3 months in. For me and least It takes patience. Best $70 I ever spent.

No joke at all, I just discovered this product last week and I can tell you it has been an amazing week for me. Still "recovering" from my first BIG session. See my earlier post "Scared Newbie".