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Has anyone ever woke up with morning wood and quick slipped in an Aneros?  What was it like?


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I wish that worked for me but I usually wake up needing to go to the bathroom and by the time I've done all that and gotten lubed up and ready to go I'm not nearly as aroused.  I still go for it sometimes and have good sessions but nothing too extraordinary.  I should try more Aless, it's a lot less prepwork. 


   
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Sometimes good, sometimes not. Knowing I have to get up and go about my day is a different headspace than just needing to pull it out and fall asleep. The best wake-up session I had was during a period of abstinence, but I think that was more down to it feeling right at the time, rather than being anything to do with morning wood.

The best thing you can do is try it for yourself and see if it does anything interesting for you. The mindset I've always had is to approach it as an experiment. Maybe you'll learn something about yourself.

Usually I'm too busy craving coffee and cigarettes when I wake up.


   
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I should try more Aless, it's a lot less prepwork. 

My morning wood and Aless are a kind of wake-up ritual to me, until my bladder or bowel force me to visit the bathroom. Gladly I can seamlessly start over afterwards, may it be with Aless or Aneros. For an enjoyable Aneros session I’d indeed always suggest a bowel evacuation beforehand. 

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@faith-manages 

It is indeed,no prep,not much clean up,just cum ‘n’go as you please! 😉

 


   
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Bound to make a certain kind of shopper happy...


   
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Sounds like something I'd very much like to try, but unfortunately I'm often not empty down there in the morning. My digestive tract wakes up and starts getting rid of matter.

A simple way to make it work would be (intermittent) fasting. It's healthy to completely abstain from eating a few days in the month, OR only eat in the span of 8 hours (such as between 8am and 4pm). There is NO cleanup to be done if you've been fasting for 2 days. Once I get ready to practice fasting, the fasting days will be my prostate marathon days!!


   
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Has anyone ever woke up with morning wood and quick slipped in an Aneros?  What was it like?

So the reason why I was asking about this is because I often sleep with my Helix inserted because I'm a lite sleeper and have found it much more plesureble when I wake up in the middle of the night and have something to do while waiting to fall back asleep.   I am a new user and have not had a dry yet.  One night I woke up with the hardest morning wood I ever had but unfortunately it did not take me over the top.  Was thinking with such a hard on the prastate would be big and swollen as well.  One time I was taking a leak and rubbing my foreskin with the Helix in and got another rock hard Woody.  I am looking forward to this new journey and feel like I'm moving in the right direction.  


   
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@stubby3 in the past I did this quite frequently, though it never rolled into being amazing mornings.  I sometimes wake up around 4:00 for no real reason and sometimes with my Helix Syn inserted it led to good sessions but comparing them to just inserting when I felt like having a session, I really didn't notice a measurable difference.  On the days that I wake up early I will still occasionally have sessions and they're sometimes good ones.  I pay for it later though, if I have to be up for work in just a few hours...

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Sounds like something I'd very much like to try, but unfortunately I'm often not empty down there in the morning. My digestive tract wakes up and starts getting rid of matter.

A simple way to make it work would be (intermittent) fasting. It's healthy to completely abstain from eating a few days in the month, OR only eat in the span of 8 hours (such as between 8am and 4pm). There is NO cleanup to be done if you've been fasting for 2 days. Once I get ready to practice fasting, the fasting days will be my prostate marathon days!!

Not to mention weight loss!  I try to do 8hr intermittent fasting and that can work well, if you're managing portion sizes.  I need to get back to that! 

 


   
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@faith-manages.  Luckely for me I'm retired and don't have to be on any schedule.  I have no expectations of what may come of my journey, just really glad to realize I have opened the door to a new beginning.

 


   
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@faith-manages.  Luckily for me I'm retired

I'm jealous!


   
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Not to mention weight loss!  I try to do 8hr intermittent fasting and that can work well, if you're managing portion sizes.  I need to get back to that! 

Any diet or way of eating that causes weigh loss is creating a calorie deficit. If you want to lose,you could track what you eat,weigh and measure everything. People often under estimate the calories they consume.

 


   
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@stubby3 I've had the helix for about a month. I got absolutely nothing for a week, and honestly thought I wasted my money. I kept at it, got some good waves, usually having an involuntary bearing-down-like contraction that would pull me back. My wife gave me a blowjob with it in a couple days ago and BOOM! 2 dry O's.

The next day I decided to listen to some erotica while mowing the lawn, and had a session in the shower. I just closed my eyes kind of let my mind take me where it wanted(which is probably the last place you think you will go - heads up). It almost took over and I just busted out Dry O after Dry O. 

Keep going, don't be afraid to try different things and things should just "click" 

One thing that seemed to help is no porn during sessions. I was a heavy porn user and I still use it for regular masturbation, but sticking to auditory and imagination seems to help my "wiring" for the Aneros. 

Best of luck on the journey.

 

 


   
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