An Aneros in every male asshole

I've been at this a while, and as previously posted, it just keeps getting better.

Fully rewired*, I can lay for hours aneros-less, evoking p-waves to coarse through my body, from neck, face, mouth, tongue, spine, groin, thighs, calves to toes. Without aneros, the prostate mostly watches as the waves go floating by. Long plane flights are no longer boring. Going to sleep is no longer tedious.

Then, the next opportunity for aneros arrives, and from eupho, to helix to MGX, the last mindfucking session appears surpassed. Once and a while, I'm able to elicit the pre-wired spasms, when the aneros goes into auto-fuck mode, brings my dicks to life, until I cum.

Straight sex has reached a new dimension. Rewiring has empowered me to make my dick dance, ready for the wet vagina. The most I've told my wife is the intense value of nipple stim, which she has taken to full effect. Sex lasts longer and is more intense. Premature orgasm is a thing of the past.

If you are a straight guy, in the slightest intimidated by this gay-looking tool, hesitate no longer. Buy any but the largest model, shoot yourself full of lube, lay back, relax, and let it go. Discover how to tease it along.

(*Has anyone been able to get the arms, hands and fingers to join the p-wave fun?)