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 K__S
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I'm a Kenyan in Nairobi, Kenya who's just come across prostate massagers. I'm overly enthusiastic to try one out, however ours is a rather sexually repressed country. Would anybody be kind enough to send me one(or more)? I might turn out being the Aneros ambassador out here.


   
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@K__S, be extremely careful.


   
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I will be happy to send you one. My uncle, who is a United States Prince, has millions of them, but cannot get them out of the country due to export laws. If you send me $10 million. I will send you all of his massagers and return your initial investment to you, plus an extra million.


   
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@forum_jedi now that's funny!


   
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Forum_jedi, that might be the first laugh I had, all day!


   
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Oh cum-on, guys. I'm serious. Joke all you may, but there are kind people here, no?

@forum_jedi.. Nigerian, aren't you?

@Isvara.. Thanks for the caution. Care to elaborate?


   
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K__S

there are probably plenty of people with extra massagers. but i think that the cost to ship to kenya is probably pretty high.

darwin


   
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Thanks @Darwin. We can work out that. I know of a lady coming over, thing is I can't ask her to buy it for me, for reimbursement. T'would freak her out. It can be sent to her and she'd bring it to me.


   
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She would freak? Well is she really going to take a package through customs without seeing exactly what in the package? You may not of thought that one out right me thinks.....


   
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@Braveneworld.. You have a point. Won't risk that one. Now I'm back to the drawing board
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Capetown does not have these things? I would think you could order one from there.


   
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I don't get it. Can't you just order one from Amazon?


   
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No Amazon in Nairobi, Kenya. You guys in developed countries have it good!


   
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What about Matilda's in South Africa. They do them.


   
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ive seen wooden devices similar to aneros. maybe you could fashion one out of wood, sand it smooth and give it a nice acrylic finish, wet sand and finish it again. It would have to be a hard wood though. dunno, just brainstorming here lol


   
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http://www.matildas.co.za/aneros/

Enjoy.


   
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Thank you @Bunk & @Andy. South Africa is much closer and there's traffic to and fro... I could just send out for one.

@Ineverknew... You and I think the same 🙂 Innovativeness. I might just try that!


   
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